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jay
@CodeofJamerabi
27 / expert geographer / electrician
Reno, NV Beigetreten Ocak 2021
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My last moment in Elon Musk's body with 1.2 seconds to go
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My Mixtapez@mymixtapez
You get to switch bodies with one person and live their lifestyle for 24 hours, who are you picking?
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@BetterIon Lmao I’m aware. That’s why I’m on there. But heaven forbid a girl wants to actually get to know people or establish a solid foundation before deciding to invest
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My dating profile: “I’m looking for friends first. I’m very demisexual.”
Guy matches with me.
Him: So friends first, huh?
Me: Yeah! I think a solid friendship is the foundation for any romantic relationship.
Him: you’re right.
*Unmatches with me.*
Me: 😂😂😂
Dude, where are all the guys who actually value and care about friendship. Where are the men with substance. I kept getting guys who only knew how to flirt (poorly) 😭
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@LakeShowYo Can't blame her Cali/LA is overrated and Lakers fans change their minds like they change underwear one day they hate Luka next they love him 😂😂😂
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Luka and his ex broke up because she didn’t want to move to LA? 😭
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They have one in Charlotte and one of the staff members roasted me for like fifteen minutes because I was wearing a Ben Roethlisberger and I just had to stand there and take it. 5 stars 100% tip.
DramaAlert@DramaAlert
This coffee shop only hires down syndrome employees. ❤️
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@izzykento @Son_ImSleep An alternative perspective on the world and rearing (that you couldn’t fathom) which is beneficial in a child’s development.
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What do men as fathers provide that we can’t ?? Serious question.
swiss bae@thekonyjen
yall give men wayyyyyyyy too much credit honestly lmao… swearing up & down the children won’t be okay unless there’s a dad in the house is hilarious 😭
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im sorry but there is literally no way this costs $114 million dollars, even $2 million is stretching it, its a small concrete bridge with dirt on top
New York Post@nypost
California's priciest bridge is in SoCal and costs $114M - but it's not for cars trib.al/CO69Lsq
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i think if men took women out during the day more, they wouldn’t have to spend so much money on dates tbh.
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It fucks me up that the US created New York and then said never again
Erik Bernhardsson@bernhardsson
15 years living in NYC and every time I come back I still feel like a peasant in the 1700s entering St. Peter’s Basilica or something
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It’s funny because these people are actually Asians .. another 100 years prior and the real choctaws were negros ..
𝚃𝙷𝙺@Thehorrorkid
The Choctaw Vampire Hunters from Sinners deserve a prequel/spin off
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@xmarksdaslop @M4X_CHILLAX @rafagadeviento9 1.) it doesn’t matter why
2.) it doesn’t matter what time of day it is, the stations and trains should be safe and orderly.
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@CodeofJamerabi @M4X_CHILLAX @rafagadeviento9 why are you on the subway at 4am? lol
totally missing the point that the subway was actually running at 4am
it's nyc, you might just get accosted at 4am
has nothing to do with the subway
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people be like "wow sf has great weather all the time" and then doordash food that's walking distance
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@xmarksdaslop @237MLVYNHO @M4X_CHILLAX @rafagadeviento9 Ah yes, dismissing everyone’s concerns about anti-social behavior on public transport is great to double down on. Then people like you wonder why there’s only one NYC and it was replicated NOWHERE else.
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@CodeofJamerabi @M4X_CHILLAX @rafagadeviento9 what does being accosted by a crackhead at 4am in nyc have to do with being on the subway? lol
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@CodeofJamerabi @damnlys Exactly, you a nigga with no hoes. You wouldn’t understand 😂😂😂
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