Fabian Lange

Outage after outage. @clerk is a liability.

@WilliamShatner @elonmusk Almost sounds like the constant Elon sends money scam. But I do trust the ethics of a starfleet captain.

So @elonmusk sent me some money via the #XMoney system. It’s not a ton of money but enough to get in trouble with! 😝 I’m thinking that the best way to test this system out is to send out XDollars to raise money for my charity. My thought right now is that if you make a donation and I’ll send you an Elon X dollar! What are the bragging rights worth for a dollar from Elon? Plus you become a member of Xmoney! 🤔I’d have to check with Elon to see if this is OK 👌🏻 with his team but I thought it would be a great way to kickstart adoption and make money for my charity. Give it a thought. I’ll be back in about 8 days.

I wonder what would make Microsoft believe the company is real? DUNS, EIN, Certificate of Incorporation, Delaware online registry, Tax filings, Bank Statements, all have been rejected by the system so far. We truly have arrived in the age of AI shittification.

@Airport_FRA Ja. Keiner von den 4 konnte den Drucker resetten oder den Automaten zur Annahme bewegen. Als IT ler verkaufe ich Euch gerne Beratung warum das nicht funktionierte. Aber so werden eure PAX nicht happy

@CodingFabian Hallo Fabian, bei Fehlern am Bag-Drop-Automaten steht in der Regel Personal an den Gepäckabgabe-Schaltern, um zu helfen. Wenn du den Bag-Drop-Automaten nicht nutzen möchtest, stehen dir bei vielen Airlines auch die klassischen Check-in-Schalter zur Verfügung.

@Airport_FRA wenn die Quick-drop Automaten so schlecht sind sollten die Floorwalker auch Probleme lösen können statt nur mit den Schultern zu zucken.

@discord Crazy how much spam, scam and phishing there is on a post like this.

Hey @discord - after clicking the email verification link my account was immediately suspended for alleged toe violation. how can I get this fixed?

When did fiverr become a "whats your budget?" platform? I am literally requesting a service for a price that you advertise.

@levelsio That’s effectively a misto quente

My Brazilian gf couldn't believe it when she asked my dad what he'd want for lunch he said "oh just a slice of bread and cheese or something" I'm Dutch and I'm not exaggerating that this is literally what most Dutch people have for lunch A piece of bread with a slice of cheese with a glass of milk But they're tall so maybe it works!

I want Apple Intelligence to pick the best 3 pictures out of 50 almost identical ones. Yet they demo at the store how to use speech to text to invoke ChatGPT to make an email sound more professional…

KubeCon NA 2025 is almost nigh upon us. And with it come the first two Agent0 MtG cards: The Seeker and the Oracle. In Dash0, the Seeker is the Agentic SRE: it troubleshoots issues for and with you. In MtG, the Seeker is a creature that hunts down anomalies, helping you quickly get to the tools you need on the battlefield. Since anomalies are chaotic and deal (monetary, mental, and emotional) damage, they are clearly red. And what better than a Blue card to fight off Red shenanigans? The Oracle in Dash0 explains and formulates complex queries for you, avoiding your confusion and the bad feeling that comes with it. In MtG, the Oracle is here to help withstand damage, giving you back life (health points in MtG) every time your opponent draws cards. And when you go above the 20 life you start the game with, it starts making your Artifact Creatures stronger, which of course include all the Agent0 Agentic AIs. Playing the Seeker and the Oracle costs two island (blue) and two plains (white) mana, respectively. But we replaced those symbols with the icons associated with the Seeker and Oracle inside Dash0. The power level of these cards is off the charts. This is how we feel about Agent0 in general, because nobody says you should play fair against issues in your applications. If you would like a copy of these cards, find us this week at the Dash0 Booth (710). We will be the folks dressed in the red overalls who are very passionate about observability. You cannot miss us.

@brankopetric00 Missed out on @dash0hq - maybe next time

Evaluated 6 observability platforms for our stack. Datadog: $8,000/month, everything included New Relic: $6,500/month, complex pricing Grafana Cloud: $2,800/month, good enough Self-hosted Prometheus: $800/month, high maintenance Elastic Stack: $4,200/month, steep learning curve Honeycomb: $5,000/month, amazing for traces We chose Grafana Cloud. Why: - Team already knew Prometheus/Grafana - 80% of features at 35% the cost - Easy migration from self-hosted - Could switch to self-hosted if needed Perfect tool doesn't exist. Good enough tool that your team will use wins.

iOS is great at keeping apps updated. You go to the App Store, 0 updates pending. You pull down to refresh: 6239 apps requiring update

The GMail Package AI has been wrong every time so far

The most fun aspect about programming a GenAI/llm is to ask it for its opinion on how to change its programming.

quite an amount of spammers, phishers and scammers reacting to my rant-tweet to an airline. I wonder how many fall for that

@aegeanairlines how on earth did your ground crew think its wise to send the first bus front door and second bus back door? I have never ever seen a boarding messed up like today. Aisle blocked and passengers bumping into each other. How to make a late flight later a3 380

In general the highly affirmative results produced by GenAIs worries me.

If you ask it "Check that the code is well written and fast" it will say: "it's well written (because of X) and fast (because of Y)"

Using an LLM for code reviews seems to be popular, but I wonder if it's deeply flawed. The GenAI will attempt to fulfil the prompt, but it usually knows only how to do that positively.