Colonel Keezner

I've never used a machine

@themilfalt I'll show you better ones

@Colonel_Keez I’ve done those exercises and I don’t look like that

I've never done either of these exercises and I look like this

@MeganNyvold I'm rooting for you Megan

Sitting in my buildings management office Laura loomer style till the let me get a new ac unit

@volvoshine That looks like a great running route. Can you drop the grids?

It should be illegal to be inside today in #Miami 10/10 day 😎🏝️

She keeps sending me photos of babies. #watdatmean

people ask me how i get the motivation to go to the gym 4x week but i really just like listening to music and looking at myself in the mirror

@jwalkermobile Agreed @stwrawrbewry

Show me a photos of an architectural marvel that really impressed you…

@MeganNyvold Waiting for the pictures to see what you're working with

The worst part about a diet is I make terrible food and then I lose my appetite but have to eat it anyway

@MeganNyvold Isn't it illegal to go this long w/o a/c in FL

Day 7 no AC update: I’ve become one with the heat. I’m fully acclimated going full lizard mode

I think i am being used for sex (derogatory)

@saintsissi What the fuck are you talking about?

@jamloowho Oh my God, I thought you were talking about being at an airport.

@Colonel_Keez bahahaha I’m talking about my baseball game I am at home

delayed 7 hours btw but I remembered I have hot fries so my day isn’t completely ruined

My welcome home from Mexico to the USA was a $90 fill up an empty fridge and waking up at 4:30 AM tomorrow.

@jamloowho I am so sorry. Do you at least have lounge access?

@Colonel_Keez Now 8 hours life is not worth living 🫠🫠🫠

@ragerkleo More

sitting in traffic decreases ur mood by 30%

@fkaemu Tall & dark

i like my beer how i like my men

@BreastLoverDan Keep one in my glove compartment

Anyone else just chill around the house with a baseball?

Mad that my plane is on the runway stuck but then I remembered that not too long ago a plane crashed into a firetruck and I think some people died so I guess I'l just shut up and wait

@brewskigirl333 I would like this but i only have a business instagram and my clients can't see me liking thirst traps