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Colonel Keezner

@Colonel_Keez

8,337th fittest man in the world

Fort Lauderdale Katılım Mart 2024
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Colonel Keezner@Colonel_Keez·
I think i am being used for sex (derogatory)
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Colonel Keezner@Colonel_Keez·
My welcome home from Mexico to the USA was a $90 fill up an empty fridge and waking up at 4:30 AM tomorrow.
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kleo
kleo@ragerkleo·
sitting in traffic decreases ur mood by 30%
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em@fkaemu·
i like my beer how i like my men
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Danny Dimes
Danny Dimes@BreastLoverDan·
Anyone else just chill around the house with a baseball?
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Colonel Keezner@Colonel_Keez·
Mad that my plane is on the runway stuck but then I remembered that not too long ago a plane crashed into a firetruck and I think some people died so I guess I'l just shut up and wait
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Colonel Keezner@Colonel_Keez·
@brewskigirl333 I would like this but i only have a business instagram and my clients can't see me liking thirst traps
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Maxx Chewning
Maxx Chewning@MaxxChewning·
Eating candy in the gym?? Insane how dumb trends like this take off. Candy is for literal children. Maybe grow up and lift weights and drink water like an adult???
Noah Ryan@NoahRyanCo

Always saw the biggest guy at my college gym eating sour patch kids inbetween his sets and my underdeveloped brain could not comprehend why a man so jacked would eat something so taboo (this was peak low-carb era). But now I understand. Fast carbs (glucose, dextrose, sucrose) enter your bloodstream immediately. Working muscles sucks that glucose out of your blood via GLUT4 transclocation, independent of insulin. You bypass the usual metabolic bottlenecks and feed your engines mid-burn. High intensity training is heavily dependent on glycogen and glycolosis. Burn through your glycogen stores and your performance suffers. Less explosiveness, no pump, more cortisol. Keeping your muscles fueled mid-workout gives you everything you want and need. Glucose has an osmotic effect. It pulls water into muscle cells and hydrates you at an intracellular level (very anabolic btw). You get better bloodflow, bigger/fuller muscles, better contraction. You can sustain peak output for the entirety of your workout. Its not just your muscles that are being fueled either. Your brain is a glucose hog. Low blood sugar during long sessions is the leading cause of fatigue and poor motor output. Hence why glucose microdosing is beneficial for cognitive tasks as well (especially hybrid psycho/physiological tasks like martial arts, sports etc.) Better yet, exogenous glucose blunds cortisol-induced tissue breakdown. Extremely anti-catabolic. You perform better, you feel better, you recover better, and you leave your workout less fried than you otherwise would. All while giving you a perfect excuse to get your sugar fix in guilt free.

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Rico Lindsay
Rico Lindsay@RicosWay·
I have to get this off my chest. Even in this economy $100K a year is still $100K a year. That’s roughly $7k a month hitting your account. If you’re still struggling at that income level the problem isn’t the economy. It’s the decisions being made with the money after it lands. Budgeting. Investing. Cutting the unnecessary. The income isn’t the issue. The habits are. 💯
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Colonel Keezner@Colonel_Keez·
@maraissupertall I wonder how she'd fare against the bikers you always tweet about. I bet she could hold her own and do pretty well
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maria@maraissupertall·
I’m such a baby I cry every time I hear people speaking Hungarian, I just wanna be with my family
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donny warbucks 💸@johnny_danziel·
time to rewatch band of brothers for the 100th time just to feel something
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Colonel Keezner@Colonel_Keez·
I go back to working 12 hour days starting at 5:30 am tomorrow. Airport lounge jelly beans
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Colonel Keezner@Colonel_Keez·
Walking through the airport terminal in mexico after getting laid 0 times
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Colonel Keezner@Colonel_Keez·
Uninvent the hammock. Useless
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