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When a girl is wearing shorts and there's half an inch of cheek hanging out.
Yeah I'm #into that
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Colonel Keezner
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Colonel Keezner
@Colonel_Keez
8,337th fittest man in the world
Fort Lauderdale Katılım Mart 2024
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Time to take off the cowboy hat and show you guys who I really am.
1200 follower #NewProfilePic !
Thanks for the suggestion @SterlingWest
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@maraissupertall i look forward to returning to CT every fall for this exact reason
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@verdakorz I have not! I've never even been on the west coast
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@Colonel_Keez Have u been to monteray aquarium its so great
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No sex for me thanks👍I'm going to the aquarium instead
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@paisleycannons We were watching the same movie last night
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It's actually how comical how easy it is to text women in europe or latam
It's basically little league and the US is the pro level
This was the third message I ever sent this girl
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@dopamine273 You just earned yourself an invitation, my friend
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I'm probably going to get married to one of my mutuals on here, and there's probably some of you who will be invited to that wedding.
And I think that's beautiful
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Do you remember why you joined X? I do!
It’s because my ex wife left me. I’m missing her a lot tonight.
Send thoughts and prayers 🙏
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can someone with lip filler lmk if it’s worth it or not 🙏🙏🙏
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My only hinge like this morning was from a transgender so I think it's time I just retire from the app
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do NOT play this song around me when i’m hammered
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This tweet could be adapted into a Sundance drama that doesn’t get distributed
Colonel Keezner@Colonel_Keez
No sex for me thanks👍I'm going to the aquarium instead
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