Colonel Keezner

When a girl is wearing shorts and there's half an inch of cheek hanging out. Yeah I'm #into that

Stepping out tonight

You think you are a normal person until you go to Miami. As a man, you're competing with athletes, millionaires, rappers, etc. If you ever want to feel like shit about yourself as a normie, surround yourself with all of the wealth that is in Miami.

Somewhere you can't get into with women I'm too scared to talk to

Stepping out tonight #locationdox

First day of fucking work

@dsonoiki 2 arabs 1 asian

before I go to any sort of gathering I need to know the racial breakdown

@bellasdaze I love balls in my hands

@ptichushka We can agree on that

@Colonel_Keez at least it's not hyrox i guess

Not me. Here's my front rack lunging 225#

@ptichushka Crossfit is the best

@Colonel_Keez acceptable, even if crossfit

Walking around whole foods in 3" inseam hoochie daddy shorts in hopes of finding a date tonight🤞

@bitchwhathefk wow

he won’t let me go to the gym i’m being held against my will

@sttnarrative Nah - i'm near sistrunk

@Colonel_Keez Was wondering if the hood you were in was next to the downtown FTL bus station bad.

Mind if a white boy gets some steps in walking through the borderline ghetto streets of fort lauderdale that will soon be fully gentrified in 3-5 years?

@sttnarrative Laudy

@Colonel_Keez Where you at?

@davejacksburner Love this place

@Colonel_Keez Fort liquordale mentioned

@Colonel_Keez If you're gonna try and larp as Chud drop some Ns or keep it stepping

@munchichix Go out for drinks and have sex

wtf is a short term relationship 😂

@AskaboutRC I've never spoken to a woman before actually

@Colonel_Keez U ain’t ever date a real deal, chronically unemployed chick n it shows…do it for 6 months n report back..tell me u ain’t consider painting the wall w/ brains

You have a job? No thanks. I prefer my women unemployed and available to hang out with me anytime I want

Roger Federer is one of the best tennis players in the world, but he is not fit. Fitness is increased work capacity across broad time and modal domains - not your ability to hit a ball over a net. Your fitness is determined by your ability to handle whatever physical challenge life throws at you. Whether that's running a mile or lifting 350lbs.