〽️ Kwisatz Haderach 〽️

By the time I am 65, over $600,000 will be paid into Social Security on my behalf. That money would have been worth $1.9 million if I had gotten a 5% return. My annual interest would be $95k. The government promises me $3,075/month at age 67, which is $37k/year. HOW IS THIS NOT THEFT??

@ModerateInSEA @MalwareJake Another closeted bootlicking MAGAt posing online as a “moderate.” You “identity” is safe, weasel. But go cry about to your leftist mama.

@ConCit17 @MalwareJake Another leftist failing to respect my identity.

ICE was checking IDs at the Atlanta airport today. The.guy said "your DL photo is super light, so facial recognition might not work." I snapped back "that's so you know not to illegally deport me." His buddy said "we can find a reason" and NOTHING could be more on-brand for an encounter with ICE.

@ponderingpodob @davidslosttt Gas is already headed to $5, moron.

@davidslosttt D+7 in the Senate means gas is $5 a gallon, prices for everything are even more out of control than they were under Biden, and there’s a recession. Plus Trump’s approval is in the low 30s.

You wake up the day after the election, and these are the US Senate results. What is your reaction?

@Cable1368986 @NotDevinsMom Get them knees dirty, culty.

Trump is either sleeping or shitting his pants.

@ModerateInSEA @MalwareJake “Moderate”

@MalwareJake Here’a a tip - don’t mouth off to law enforcement. Ever.

@_Vigsta_ @brucefenton

@brucefenton Dear Bruce, Its historically very normal to see congress flip midterm. Thats why Trump will do as much as he can in his first two years. Thanks for your service, but you truly are a fucking idiot. Love, Americans

Dear MAGA- Picture six months from now. It’s November 4, 2026. You wake up to a massive GOP loss in Congress. Loss after loss for republicans. A Democrat majority going in to both 2028 and for the remainder of Trump’s lame duck term. His power diminished, the rejection of his polices solidified and the Dems leading the House and Senate. He will accomplish nothing in 26, 27 or 28 because he will spend his time fighting the tide as a lame duck member of a minority party and likely also fighting his third impeachment. When this happens - ask yourself. Was it worth it to torch the broad coalition for Lindsay Graham and Israel?

Michigan is the epitome of consistency

@wicka2222 @Crob8823 @MarcoFoster_ @heyman_von You have no clue what that even means. 😂

@Crob8823 @MarcoFoster_ @heyman_von OK commie

Joe Scarborough on birthright citizenship: “You read the 14th Amendment, it could not be more clear. The Supreme Court threw out this racist argument in 1898. The reason I am actually excited about this is I want to know if Clarence Thomas and Alito decide they’re gonna have the guts to decide with Donald Trump in abolishing the 14th Amendment”

@ConsvAF @DanMan07076337 @RpsAgainstTrump You’re not a patriot.

@DanMan07076337 @RpsAgainstTrump Springsteen is not a patriot

BREAKING: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth lifted the suspension of Army pilots who flew two Apache helicopters that hovered outside Kid Rock’s home during a training mission, saying there will be no investigation. “Thank you Kid Rock…pilots suspension LIFTED. No punishment. No investigation. Carry on, patriots,” Hegseth wrote on Twitter Some straight-up banana republic stuff.

@RandomChances @Microinteracti1

@Microinteracti1 Well, fuck all of NATO. Let them fund and fight for Ukraine. It’s not our war. No more support from the USA. We don’t need the oil from the straight of Hormuz.

This is a complete humiliation 😅🇮🇹 Trump: “Give us your air bases to attack Iran.” Meloni: “We won’t give.” Trump: “NATO is zero without America.” Meloni: “Cool. So should we shut down your bases, cut trade, or just storm McDonald’s?” And then she followed through. Italy officially refused permission for U.S. military aircraft heading to the Middle East. Not a strongly worded letter. A flat refusal. Aviano. Sigonella. Decades of quiet assumption that these bases were Washington’s to use as it pleased. That assumption is now in the bin. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@BOSSportsGordo So you don’t need to back out…duh

Serious question for people who back into parking spaces - what’s the point?

@SusanCox_ @CBSBrenton @brodysheetzESPN @CBSSports Come take a seat, Susie. We’ve been waiting for you.

@CBSBrenton @brodysheetzESPN @CBSSports Not surprised at all. Coaches tend to leave smaller programs for bigger and better jobs. Thats just the way it is nowadays.

#BREAKING There is a “growing expectation” that after the conclusion of the NCAA tournament Michigan Wolverines HC Dusty May will take the North Carolina job. Significant NIL and contract extension upgrade from his stop at Michigan. @CBSSports confirms. #NCAA #UNC

@Cylights The number of commenters who 1) didn’t watch the game, 2) didn’t see the highlights, 3) don’t know this didn’t actually happen, 4) believe it’s real and can’t tell it’s AI, but 5) feel qualified to comment is wild.

How was he not ejected?

@BubsCollection @MoneybaggMSU @BSB_Wolverine Nobody with a functioning brain would gatekeep fandom if they knew the size of the 〽️alumni base. I didn’t expect you to know that statistic, or anything about what comes out of your trap. Most Sparties are insecure, ill-informed, or just here for engagement. Or all three.

@ConCit17 @MoneybaggMSU @BSB_Wolverine Either one. Nobody with an actual life cares or would know that statistic lol

Can this narrative go away and die forever? It’s such a stupid angle. My son is 6. He didn’t attend Michigan so I guess he’s out? I never played for the Tigers or worked for any branch of Comerica — can I cheer for them? My dad went to U-M but only for one year before he decided to become a millwright and start his own company. Did he go long enough to be a fan? Seriously….dumb af.

@SteimyC @MoneybaggMSU @BSB_Wolverine Yeah, I have two 〽️ degrees, so we can disregard that empty talking point. If you wanna talk about quality of education at the two institutions, lemme know.

@ConCit17 @MoneybaggMSU @BSB_Wolverine Hey at least I attended the school I root for and don’t live vicariously through a university I couldn’t get into 🤷‍♂️

WATCH: Here’s a MAGA man dressing up as an ICE agent to threaten citizens— but they fought back. Threw bucket of water on him yelling, "ICE is made of water." You think he deserves it?

@SteimyC @MoneybaggMSU @BSB_Wolverine You’re a *fan* of a school that admitted any student who graduated from HS in Ohio, as recently as the 90s. Sit this one out.

@ConCit17 @MoneybaggMSU @BSB_Wolverine Way to prove his point

@SeanOhhhh This loser has lost 40 bar fights.

Is this really a thing that grown men brag about?

@BubsCollection @MoneybaggMSU @BSB_Wolverine It’s chivalrous for you to step in for your boyfriend, but I didn’t ask you. I asked the cretin who’s gatekeeping fandom. But since you asked, which one do you want? I also have two. It’s fun when insecure Sparties do this, because 〽️ has the 3rd largest alumni base in the U.S.

@ConCit17 @MoneybaggMSU @BSB_Wolverine Heres one of two of mine. Now do yours

@CarterHudBlog @Kem_R @Jomboy_ Oh yes. I’m sure bad umps gaf about the crowd.

@Kem_R @Jomboy_ That's the crowd's job. Yankees got their way, move on

The Yankees have overturned 5 calls so far. We’re in the 4th inning. They’re all low pitches. Umpire Mike Estabrook is getting embarrassed and also getting yelled at by the Yankees to make an adjustment.