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thanks for the codes retard lol

thanks for the codes retard lol

@RobinhoodApp yo how come I can't close out my account? Been trying to for 3 days

@MCLA_Tournament next time get less biased announcers #Binghamton

@main_savior @Barchart Hey if you know how to trade, broker is not what makes or breaks a profitable trader

@Barchart If you use robinhood, you deserve to lose your money

Robinhood $HOOD to launch 24-hour Stock and ETF trading by June. Guess none of us will be sleeping anymore.

@herewegooyo And women want respect? Guess dad is proud.

Yup, that's some chick getting her ass eaten at solfest #eatingass #festival

@just_mindy @GovRonDeSantis @CaseyDeSantis Nope

@GovRonDeSantis Thank you and @CaseyDeSantis for all you do for the State of Florida. Your family is a blessing to this state

On this National Day of Prayer, we thank God for our freedoms and for the many blessings He’s bestowed on America and on the state of Florida.

@GovRonDeSantis Lmfao psycho

@GovRonDeSantis Still got your fat suit on

Since the election in November, we have delivered $2.7 billion dollars in tax cuts to provide relief for Floridians.

@GovRonDeSantis A.s.s.h.a.t in the flesh

Florida will not allow the CCP to purchase farmland or land near our critical infrastructure. We do not want the CCP in the Sunshine State.

@annmarie309 B...h will always be side chick

@thinkorswim Platform is not working

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@OversightPR Go find something else to do

This isn’t about Prince Harry personally; this is about answering massive media questions regarding whether DHS acted appropriately in an extremely high-profile and unusual case. Stay tuned for more updates. (5/5) thf_media.s3.amazonaws.com/2023/Oversite_…

🚨BREAKING: We’re suing @DHSGov for Prince Harry’s immigration records. Did the Prince receive preferential treatment from the U.S. government? (🧵1/5)

@YaleLacrosse Sharp is a douchenozzle

Brad Sharp makes it a three-goal lead! 3Q -12-9 - 3:20 📺 | ESPN+ es.pn/3JE8g2P #ThisIsYale

@Super70sSports Tupperware moms favorite

Everybody gather ‘round, we’re gonna have some poverty popsicles …

@Super70sSports The dude looks like he is 45 and takes insulin shots before meals

I miss the days when NFL kickers were sweating bullets over 39-yarders. We’ve gotten too goddamn good at kicking things.

Touchdown!!

@CaseyDeSantis @GovRonDeSantis Oh brother

On behalf of mamas, thank you @GovRonDeSantis. Serial rapists molesting little children deserve the ultimate punishment, full stop. Today’s legislation rightfully challenges U.S. Supreme Court precedent and puts our nation on a path to hold the worst of the worst accountable.

@Spud_010 @schizoidtakes @NoahMaurer9 @retneysholocron @DailyLoud Yep some degenerate turn a potential good into a horrible thing. Has happened since beginning of time

@schizoidtakes @NoahMaurer9 @retneysholocron @DailyLoud You haven't even experienced the cons yet.

Researcher known as the “Godfather of AI” quits Google and says he regrets life’s work due to risks to humanity.

@schizoidtakes @NoahMaurer9 @retneysholocron @DailyLoud And you know this how?

@NoahMaurer9 @retneysholocron @DailyLoud the pros outweigh the cons though