Sensei Titty Chop

A single tear flows from Afroman's left cheek following a verdict in favour of Mr Joseph Edgar Foreman.

Before baby girl went back to the OR in CHOP, I pulled my mask down to give her a kiss. The nurse excitedly said I love when daughters look just like their mom then my mom pulls her mask down & says and she looks just like me! 🥰

Ain’t nobody on the radio more than that top dog law nigga.

Does anyone who grew up before social media still remember their parents’ landline number??

Ain’t nobody on the radio more than that top dog law nigga.

Does anyone else have a couch blanket? Like a blanket that stays on your couch that you use when relaxing or is it just me?

Willem Dafoe learned that he had a distinctive face during a subway ride. “I heard one guy say ‘Yeah, it’s got to be him. Nobody looks like that motherf*cker’. That's when I knew.”