@CoreyTonge

@united Look… real question is… Can I bring my hypoallergenic puppy (10lbs) or nah? Because I’d book this almost weekly if so!

The entire row is alllllll yours. Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out... You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows. united.com/Elevated

@DailyNoud Another site would pop up literally the same exact day😂

BREAKING: Elon Musk has expressed interest in purchasing OnlyFans and shutting down the company: “Yeah, I’ll do it. I don’t see why not.”

@axifyclipping_ Bruh 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Piper Rockelle BREAKS DOWN as she finds out her dad, Leonid Radvinsky, the 0F leader, passed away at the age of 43, realizing her life is ruined 😳 “No, my life is ruined. I can’t make any money now. I would pay you any amount of money to get him back.”

It’s hard to believe it’s already been 100 days since I received my Neuralink N1 implant. Looking back, the whole journey feels like science fiction that somehow became my everyday reality. The surgery on Day 0 was surprisingly easy. A quick general anaesthetic, a small incision, and the robotic system did the rest — precisely placing the 1,024 ultra-thin threads into my motor cortex. I woke up alert and in good spirits and went home the next afternoon. By Day 3 I was feeling a lot better, and by Day 7 the little scar was already starting to fade. Recovery was genuinely minimal; I felt sharper and more positive than I had been in years after the BCI was turned on. The real fun started in Week 2 when we paired the implant with my brand-new Apple MacBook (my very first Mac). The @neuralink engineers walked me through calibration sessions, and within a couple of minutes I was moving the cursor just by thinking. At first it felt like trying to remember a dream, but by Week 3 it was second nature. Scrolling, clicking, typing — all mind-controlled. The Mac integration was buttery smooth; I went from total Mac newbie to power-user faster than I ever expected. By Day 80 I was ready for the big leagues. That’s when I fired up @Warcraft of Warcraft for the first time with pure thought control. The first raid felt clunky, but once my brain and the BCI synced, it was pure magic. I’m now raiding, and exploring Azeroth hands-free at full speed — no mouse, no keyboard, just intention. It’s honestly brilliant. The freedom is addictive. The social-media side has been just as surprising. Every update I’ve shared has been met with genuine excitement rather than scepticism. Thousands of messages from people with disabilities, gamers, students, and scientists — all asking real questions about the tech and what it could mean for the future. The positivity has been overwhelming and incredibly motivating. 100 days in and I already can’t imagine life without it. The N1 didn’t just give me a new way to use a computer — it gave me a new way to live. Can’t wait to see what the next 100 days bring. Thank you all so much for your support and I will keep you all updated as we continue this journey together.

@BestTolkien I’ll believe it when I see it😂

What’s your excitement level for this?

This is literally what we should be collectively aiming for as a species 🥲

#NEW: Canada has dropped from one of the world’s happiest countries to 25th, with young Canadians under 25 ranking as low as 71st 🇨🇦

Does anyone know what happened to Britain and Canada?

He didn’t die he’s just going to kick deaths ass quickly😭😭

@ryangerritsen Social media use -.-🤦‍♂️

Canadians are unhappy due to "social media use" Good one CBC.

Hear me out @instagram , you need to have a reporting feature of people using our videos and photos but with their AI clones.

Been years so rewatching Peak 😭👏🏻

This robot sucks

@rawsalerts Thank god Meta support is absolutely useless😂

🚨#BREAKING: The Meta Platforms is reportedly planning a major round of layoffs, potentially cutting up to 20% of its workforce as the company works to offset the rapidly rising costs of developing and expanding its AI technology.

Today’s generation will sadly never know who the leader of the Gorgonites was.

@CTVNews 100% Canada needs this now, so naturally it won't happen 😂

Conservatives introduce bill to create 'stand your ground' law for home invasions ctvnews.ca/politics/artic…

THIS IS WHAT OFFICES IN 2026 LOOK LIKE You can now have actual voice conversations with your agents as they work for you

how weird is it to be 30 and feel like you're 21, until you talk to someone who's actually 21 and suddenly you feel 50

@2002Ljk02 @Garnet_2203 @Graff2023 HAHA facts 😂😂

@Garnet_2203 @Graff2023 Ladies and Gentlemen. This post is the exact reason Canadian movies do not make money

Cineplex CEO Ellis Jacob says Canadian films are struggling because of “poor quality.” No. That’s not it. I love going to the movies. I’ve been going to theatres since I was a teenager. The problem isn’t the films. It’s the cost of concessions. Everyone wants popcorn and a drink at a movie. But when popcorn is $12, drinks are $8–$9, and snacks are $6+, a simple movie night suddenly costs a fortune. People aren’t staying home because of the movies. They’re staying home because Cineplex made movie night too expensive. 🍿