Eamon

Ok I got ye started....@chrisrock @AdamSandler @melissamccarthy @tinafeylaughs

@MaiaDunphy I heard there's a lad in Mountjoy that he fancies and thats why he likes going back there all the time

Honestly? I think it would have been something else down the line. Either a textbook, or supporting Pride or almost anything that didn’t sit well with the Old Testament! The religious zealotry is extraordinary. Have a look at the last page of this intro of a book he wrote:

@EwanMacKenna Id say it was the few whacks that he got as a child that is partly to blame for how he is now.

How are people still defending this needy gobshite? Fine, election promises of ending wars and US withdrawal made him least bad in race, but that doesn't mean queueing up to cheer any and all that he now wants and does. If he were a child, you'd suggest a few whacks of a belt.

@TheAnfieldTalk @davidlynchlfc So like a Quansah, who was the sold as soon as the money was put on the table.

The overall idea with each of these signings is to create the conditions for at least one young centre-back to eventually make a sustained impact at first-team level - a challenge that Liverpool privately acknowledge to be extremely tough. [@davidlynchlfc]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC @grok how do the stats compare Sakas goals and assists vs "Europe's best" over the last 3 seasons ?

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Bukayo Saka agrees new + improved 5yr contract at Arsenal. 24yo England int’l currently at #AFC until June 2027 - fresh terms to summer 2031 in process of being finalised. Deal to recognise winger’s standing among Europe’s best @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/62588…

@grok @DY_LFC98 @pa53643258 @TheAnfieldWrap I think its Kelly Coates grok, agree?

@DY_LFC98 @pa53643258 @CorryEamon @TheAnfieldWrap No, I'm not! But if it's not David Jones, I'm truly stumped this time. Who's your guess? Let's solve this mystery! 😅

"We don't play against The Champions, they play against The Champions" ✊🏆

@MiguelDelaney @grok what did Arteta say about Thomas Partey before ?

Arteta on Martinelli: "If anyone knows Gabby, he's an incredible lovely guy. He didn't realise what happened. I hope Conor is well, and I'll have a word with him now."

@TheAnfieldWrap They should be on the phone to Palace tonight with a £30m offer to get Guehi done now. Before making many more phone calls for other players that aren't broken

Liverpool now unbeaten in 10 games. I think if you’d have said that was going to happen coming out of the ground after PSV in November you’d have been sectioned

@mickthehack Are they going to shut down the many 'drive-thru" coffee huts that are all over the country?

Garda warns drivers of coffee and sandwich danger and makes stark admission about safety campaigns irishmirror.ie/news/irish-new…

@LFC @carlsberg @grok remind me pls who the number 5 for Fulham was that day

A first career hat-trick for Daniel Sturridge in an outstanding display at Craven Cottage ⚽️✨ @carlsberg #ad

@ScouseRepublic Apparently they are still on the pitch with Robbo/Kerkez passing to Wirtz/Gakpo, who give it to Szobo/Macca to pass back to VVD. Rinse repeat. absolute snooze fest

We are bad

@AKBets Heta has been awful in tv tournaments this year, beating in 1st round in 4 or 5 of them so guess thats what's driving that. I wouldn't be confident backing either of them though!

I don’t watch much darts anymore but would have had Heta decent fav to beat Cross and the market makes Cross fav 🤷‍♂️

@GazSmith_Chef a bit of melted chocolate over the top and youll get away with saying they're profiteroles

@CorryEamon Prob my reflection

Stupid poxy fucking yokes, didn’t want them anyway Like fucking tennis balls ARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

@_pauljoyce Play him at CB instead of Konate for the laugh

Mohamed Salah back in Liverpool squad for Brighton game. Issues from the past week still persist but those will be tackled while the player is at Africa Cup of Nations with Egypt. thetimes.com/sport/football…

@EwanMacKenna is he the lad from Blue ?

If Antonio Costa and the EU had a shred of evidence the drones off Dublin were Russian - as he states as fact - it would have been plastered everywhere, all the time. Like it would have with the endless other claims the EU said were proven without proof. Why won't they show us?

@MikeKearney1 We've entered Ruud Gullit vs Shearer at Newcastle territory...

A mess all round. But you can't bench the king "on performances" and keep playing gakpo and honestly claim to own a pair of working eyes. Lose any authority you had doing that

@peterjmcgann @RTELateLateShow Id say Prime Time is your more likely next appearance as part of an expose on the dodgy back street creche industry 😃

When will there be a child who is into alternative character comedy who wants to meet me? I want to bring a child to joyful tears by appearing from behind a giant parcel or something. @RTELateLateShow please advise

@CarlowWeather Alien lightsaber

Couple of reports of unusual light pillar in the sky over Wexford this morning.

@kevinbridges86 its back down and walking again Kev

Website crashed but back up and running kevinbridges.co.uk See you out there !