The Cosmonauts

@jelenawoehr You'd never know it by his outward appearance--the broad shoulders, the slim hips, the long legs, the muscular arms, and the stunningly handsome face--but Brock had dreams of becoming a professional business person.

@klusmanp You do realize, Paul, that over 11,000 rockets have been launched at Israel since Oct. 7th. If not for the Iron Dome, Israel would look like Gaza right now.

Israel: Hamas denies basic human rights for Palestinian women, children, and gays. Also Israel: We must bomb the everloving F@C% out of Palestinians women, children, and gays so they can have basic human rights.

@klusmanp There are 5 million Palestinians in Gaza and the West Bank. There are 2 million Palestinians who are Israeli citizens in Israel proper, and they are one of the fastest-growing populations in Israel. Where is the genocide?

Since 2008 the relative body count is 20/1 (UN data) and guess which side suffers more? Hamas terrorism is unforgivable. So is the endless genocide of Palestinians by Israel. Israeli military tries to "avoid civilian casualties" as they bomb Hamas and they completely SUCK at it.

@TristanKitch Ugh! Disgusting.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 @DominofromAZ @bgmasters Those videos with Sean Gantwerker in them are not Cosmonauts Sketch Comedy videos. He was only in The Cosmonauts for a very brief time.

@DominofromAZ @bgmasters And ask @bgmasters campaign people why they are supporting him. Btw - @CosmonautComedy verified he is no longer part of their improv troop.

While Sean Gantwerker aka @dominofromaz aka 'Ruins' seems to have disappeared, this is just a reminder of how well this horrendous incel troll was accepted by the current slate of azgop candidates. As pointed out by others he also received payments from @bgmasters

@SpicyFrenzFan @TheRealThelmaJ1 @DominofromAZ @bgmasters This is not a Cosmonauts Sketch Comedy video. It's for a troupe called A Little Dirty For Six O'Clock. Sean was with us only very briefly.

So excited for #portlandcomedyfilmfestival tomorrow! June 10-13, 2021. @supplydemandmov @1margina @carpoolseries @chananddeetv @christianvangelsmith @ChuckC07 @ConsumerBurger @CosmonautComedy @DeadGirlmovie @duckworldtv eventbrite.com/e/portland-com…

@ThefilmB @LatteThunder @ThiefCGT @Lulamaybelle @cspenceproducer @cinema_recall @FilmCafeCoOp @chrisbrakeillo @thechriswatt @LetsChatPodcast @cineflixdaily @PulpCereal @dazzalovesmovie @FilmMomatic @dianasalier Thank you kindly for the mention!

@pageantcomedy Serious question: Do you think John Waters is hot?

I think Steve Buscemi is hot. My boyfriend does not. This is a debate in the community

@MathMavn Absolutely!

Bill Gates is being injected into my body tomorrow! Whoo-hoo! (Vaccine dose #1!)

The Bible is 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range.

@Soldier_Wolfe Both.

Didn't they used to make a breakfast cereal that was like, little bite-sized Eggos? Or am I just really high right now?

Claiming Space Panel Tomorrow at 3pmET Comedy creators who are forging ahead to make space for community and craft in their city - and you can too. More info: bit.ly/30ScZtw

@NikkiBailey_ That's awesome! We have a sketch in the Festival this year. Looking forward to your panel!

Im so excited about this!

Give your spirits a lift with @TOsketchfest – Screen Time Edition, an online sketch comedy festival with Open Captioned options on 100 titles from around the world. March 24-28, 2021 #TOSketchFest21 Get your tickets at torontosketchfest.com

Our latest video for your viewing edification! E Pluribus Nudum youtu.be/SjqW0YWImbM via @YouTube #comedy #sketchcomedy #funnyvideos

@dash_nye Yes!

@CosmonautComedy I'd be down for a purely platonic Chess.com bout sometime!

I’ve wanted to have an erotic chess match since seeing the 2nd Austin Powers movie!

We're so honored to be part of the 2021 Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival! Be sure to tune in to it for hilarious sketch comedy from around the world! #TOSketchFest2021 #TOSketchFest #DigitalStage #TorontoComedy #ComedyFestival #OnlineFestival

@Diamandahagan Played by Dean Learner always holding a shotgun.

Oh shit, the sinister old dude (who would totally be played by Dean Learner) has just declared that the hospital is evil.

I'm watching a shitty British horror film with a lot of pretentious voiceover and much of it set in a hospital. When Matt Berry turned up I just started pretending it was a Dark Place movie and it became much more entertaining.