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Joshua Alan

@CouchDewd

I'm a silly dude that tackles serious topics.

Denver CO Beigetreten Ocak 2015
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Joshua Alan@CouchDewd·
I felt morally compelled to write this article. With all the people getting laid off left and right, and so many going unemployed for months or even years...I just had to do something. This is that something. How to hire yourself. joshuabenson.substack.com/p/when-the-pay…
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Okay but I seriously want more friends 😭 My DMs are always open, so feel free to message me whenever. I love meeting new people n getting to know them 🫶 If we've interacted before, if we haven't, if you're lurking, come say hi,I'd love to meet more of u n make some new friends.
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Never met a guy who actually enjoyed cuddling and wanted to do it. Literally never. Is it only a girl thing???
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@KimballManner I feel this is where you’ll see resistance. The secularist will call it chance mixed with popular opinion and economic forces and call it a day. Is Jesus necessary to explain this force, or are we simply naming a mantle?
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@KimballManner Thank you for clarifying, this is helpful. In western society? Yes this overarching force is absolutely at play regardless of whether we are all signed up or not. In the east, it’s arguably a different scene. Has this forced demonstrated to have its own intelligence?
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Kimball Manner@KimballManner·
Can anyone explain to me why the answers to any of these questions would merit exclusion from Christ’s salvation?
T.A.R.S. 🏴🇻🇦@TARSRel0aded

Mormons. LDS followers. Step right up and answer these questions. If you do so honestly, we might make some progress on why we can’t call you Christian: Does God the Father have a physical body of flesh and bones? (D&C 130:22) How does that square with John 4:24 — “God is spirit”? 2. Was God the Father once a man who progressed to godhood? (King Follett Discourse) How does that fit Isaiah 43:10 — “Before me no god was formed, nor shall there be any after me”? 3. Are there many gods in existence, with Heavenly Father having his own Father? How does this align with Isaiah 44:6 — “I am the first and I am the last; besides me there is no God”? 4. Did Jesus and Lucifer (Satan) exist as spirit brothers in a premortal life? How does that reconcile with John 1:3 and Colossians 1:16, where Jesus created all things? 5. Does the Bible teach creation ex nihilo (out of nothing), or did God organize eternal matter? How do you read Genesis 1:1 and Hebrews 11:3? 6. Can faithful humans be exalted to become gods, create worlds, and have spirit children? Doesn’t Isaiah 43:10 and 44:8 say there is no God formed before or after Him? 7. Is the historic Christian Church (post-apostles) in total apostasy, requiring Joseph Smith’s restoration? How does that fit Matthew 16:18 — “the gates of hell shall not prevail against it”? 8. Is the Bible the infallible Word of God, or only true “as far as it is translated correctly”? (8th Article of Faith) What does 2 Timothy 3:16 say about Scripture? 9. Is salvation by grace “after all we can do”? (2 Nephi 25:23) How does this match Ephesians 2:8-9 — “not a result of works”? 10. Is God eternally unchanging, or did He progress from man to God? (Malachi 3:6; James 1:17) If He progressed, how is He the same “yesterday, today, and forever” (Hebrews 13:8)?

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Joshua Alan@CouchDewd·
@KimballManner Camp membership incentivizes partisanship. Everyone wants to win. Partisanship sabotages greater unity championed by the pragmatist. Winning at the expense of others is ultimately a setback for all. To move forward, we must transcend camps to carve out mutual wins.
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Joshua Alan@CouchDewd·
@BlackBlessedLDS Indeed. I would have loved to have seen shows or movies based off stories like the Thrawn trilogy, Courtship of Princess Leia, Jedi Academy, etc.. Instead they strip mined those works of their ideas, shred them, and then sprinkled them in without the bulk of their context.
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Troy Sariah
Troy Sariah@BlackBlessedLDS·
Ragtag rebels 😂 so true New generation. Time for a new story in the same universe. But it seems we are getting another trilogy and I’m assuming it’s going to tie into the previous still. Or they could you know, just follow the OG storyline that already had books written. There are plenty of works they could’ve used instead of going rogue
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Troy Sariah@BlackBlessedLDS·
This brought back emotional memories as a kid when I watched this for the first time. This ending hit my heart strings. HOT TAKE: I love them trying to tell stories between episodes 1-6. Fill in gaps, etc. But they shouldn’t have made more post episode 6. At least in relation to the Skywalkers. This should’ve been the end of the Skywalker Saga. Perfect ending.
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Joshua Alan@CouchDewd·
@pixelprayer I’m building 2 different SaaS apps right now. One that solves for lead gen on Meta, and another that’s an enriched database of 800k licensed contractors in the United States
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mimi ୨ৎ@pixelprayer·
drop a random piece of lore about yourself
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@sister_slay My main circles aren’t even on Twitter. I don’t care what my numbers are here. Catch me hustling on Discord or Reddit
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sister slay@sister_slay·
What do I need to do to be in your Twitter circle
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@KimballManner Shall we burn the next Galileo at the stake if he contradicts the church with a discovery? Shall we pedestal an unrepentant child molester who brings in a wildfire of new converts and tithes? Help me find the line, as it’s unclear thus far. /fin
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@KimballManner In this system we may find ourselves in scenarios where the truth is potentially discarded when it’s inconvenient. It’s almost like it starts at a similar frame of reference as nihilism but goes in the more productive direction.
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