@liamtuffs1 Boohoo. The horrible man wouldn't shake my hand. Waaah.
But I've seen them dancing at Pride and Notting Hill with the gay and Carribbean community.
Boo hoo.
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Crispian Powerlock
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Crispian Powerlock
@CraigB43
Wry looker-at-er, satirist, comedy gig putter-on-er, dancer, litter campaigner, crisp historian, humanitarian, Brummie.
Beigetreten Mart 2009
1.8K Folgt337 Follower
Police officer refuses to shake hands with British Patriot…. A sad state of affairs! 🇬🇧
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@liamtuffs1 What an absolute idiot you are. You've mugged yourself off here.
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Remember this? @realDonaldTrump
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh
🚨 BREAKING: Trump just went to bat for Elon Musk outside the White House while examining the Teslas. So true. TRUMP: I ended the EV mandate. He never even complained to me. Who would do that? @ElonMusk has never asked me for a thing. He's built a great company and he SHOULDN'T be penalized. He's a patriot. I don't even know if he's a Republican.
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@sniffpetrol With reference to your new ink: On a recent trip to Wales, I spotted this remnant of bygone times.
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@ronkelawal The most important film since Flateley's Blackbird.
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Peter Andre starring as the lead character of a film called JAFAICAN where he's pretending to be a Jamaican and wearing a dreadlock wig is not something I was expecting to see in the year of our Lord 2025 but here we are...
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@vizcomic Follow your own advice on preparing for winter motoring emergencies by placing a Hob Nob* in a tax disc holder by simply placing a Hob Nob* in a tax disc holder.
Pro tip: Avoid Jaffa Cakes: they melt when demister heat is applied.
*Thrifty shoppers may substitute for LIDL Oaties.
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@VizTopTips
Ensure visiting defecators & micturators alike are aware of your status as a published Viz Top Tipster by simply buying frames from Tiger, before going to Max Spielmann to have them printed and framed then affixing them to the walls of the smallest room in the house.
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Golden Wonder Sausage and Tomato are the crisps that Walkers Sausage Sarnie wish they could've been.
There. I said it.
@GoldenWonderUK
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@DeeringRob I may have imagined it, but did you get your Seann and your Sean mixed up?
We don't miss Seann Walsh. He's still around..
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@fillhaze Ah, Tudor. Pioneering regional crisps. Bought up and spat out by Walker's, after their purchase by the acquisitive Pepsico.
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Are you familiar with these beauties, @CraigB43 ?
British Crisps@CrispsOfBritain
Amazing packet design on these Curry Flavour crisps from Tudor. The very essence of a vintage Indian restaurant experience.
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@KPSnacks
I wait a lifetime for irregularly shaped Hula Hoops, and two turn up at once.
I feel like my whole life has been leading up to this moment.
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@UKUpdates_co_uk It's not that it's offensive, it's been daubed onto a wall in Greenwich. Any painting on a wall would have been objected to.
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Should the shop keep its union flag?
Yes or No? 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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@bbcshowstours Hi. I've not received tickets for the This Town premiere on Tuesday 19th. I've received a text, but no tickets. Can someone resend please?
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Crispian Powerlock retweetet
Bham Hall Green & Moseley Constituency has three well used and popular libraries. Kings Heath, Sparkhill & Hall Green. It would be a tragedy to lose even one. Please sign my petition to save them.
birminghamlibdems.org.uk/our-campaigns/…
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