Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy)
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Jordan Crumb🦈🍉 (aka The Shark Head Guy)
@CrumbleBumbles
(He/Him) I'm from a small town in Texas and I hope to one day live in Japan. I love video games and pro wrestling. I also tend to tweet about tokusatsu.
Texas Beigetreten Ağustos 2011
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I also will not be making my own youtube video on this, and instead will be making on with @DomainDead which will appear on their channel 💕
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Introducing foster pup Remy LeBeau🐶
My house and yard that were arranged for a dog felt so empty without Thresh so I figured the best way to try to heal a bit was to give a pup a place to stay while we search for his furever home.
Remy is a 3ish year old dog that was pulled off the streets and kept outside for his entire life. His poor ears got eaten up by flies before he was brought into a shelter but what he's missing in earlobes he makes up for in character :)
He is a CHUNGUS at 92 pounds but is actually incredibly lazy. After a mile long walk in the morning he falls asleep next to his food and water bowl. He loves soft stuffie toys and loves nibbling on their ears.
In terms of his breed I'm thinking something like GSD/GoldenRetriever/Corgi/Akita. No it doesn't make sense, but that's all I've got while we're waiting on the DNA test.
His balls just finished healing from his neuter surgery so he's ready to find his furever home!




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some of you need to be put into the contraption

victryena @victryena
happy monday lets get this bread #yeastmode
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@handasasa Allergies are hitting hard this year 🤧
Hope you feel better soon 💕
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I meet a lot of men through my field of work and I feel a lot of them don’t realize what is actually necessary for a relationship with a woman. A lot of them just want a wet hole, a mother, or a maid.
Relationships are tough and take work. But, not everyone needs a romantic relationship. A lot of men think they have to have one, but if they sat down and thought about what that actually entails, they would realize it’s not actually what they want.
k@alfkkifine
what opinion about men do you have that makes people feel like this???
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