The Dead Parrot Society

⭐️ new exciting opportunity ⭐️ calling all local businesses! Come July there’ll be a traders market coming to The Anglers! If you’re interested do fill this form out bit.ly/TeddMarketTrad… @TeddingtonNub @TWmagazines @darlingmagazine @RichmondComLink

Fancy a comedy night on a balmy evening down by Teddington Riverside..? Then you are in luck! Few remaining tickets for this Monday @Anglers_TW11 to raise funds for @RNLI. Book here. £20 pp for table for 4. #teddington #comedy designmynight.com/anglers/comedy…

OneOneFour are offering a takeaway for 2 next Friday and a bottle of wine if you enter this competition! All you have to do is follow us and OneOneFour. #oneonefour #competition #fridaynight

TONIGHT! Enjoy a sing-along with the #PubChoir at your house! Tune in live on Facebook @thepubchoir from 9pm. Lyrics at thepubchoir.com #sofachoir #couchchoir @MakingMusic_UK @isleworthonline @NKingstonChoir @TWmagazines @ChoralFeltham @londonlife2020 @twickerati @stmgrts

PLS LISTEN to John's update on the progress of our crowdfunding campaign. 👇👇👇👇 youtu.be/D5tTivrR1cw Help us by DONATING if you can. 👇👇👇👇 crowdfunder.co.uk/mayday-river-t… We are raising money to keep our Thames family business afloat.

.@BorisJohnson ignored the gathering storm, downplayed the threat then failed to act. He's not Churchill. He’s Chamberlain. (Location: White Cliffs of Dover. Sound On. Visit appeasement.org)

Rockin' The Lockin is returning on the 23 May from 11.30am to raise money for the @LandmarkArts. The event will be celebrating their 25 years anniversary with 25 local musicians each playing live for 25 minutes. #teddington #livemusic

We now have homestyle, feel-good desserts free to those financially affected by COVID-19 (or £1.50 each). All desserts are made at @Anglers_TW11. To order head to bit.ly/2ZiQ3UP or call us on 020 8943 9421. @LBRUT @TeddingtonC @TWmagazines @Teddington_Town @TLTeddington

Apologies. I don't seem to be able to stop making end credits for the daily coronavirus briefings.

Co-founder of electronic music pioneers, Kraftwerk, Florian Schneider has died at the age of 73. We'll be paying tribute on-air and compiling 2 hours of your requests this Sunday at 6pm on #NP6Music. bbc.co.uk/news/entertain… 🧵 Thread

Quiz night tonight @RUILS! Just £3 to join in the fun. virtualquizevents.com/quiz/ruils-not…

Tone-policing a female NHS worker is a nasty look, dude.

Ere, ⁦@RealMattLucas⁩ , tis the proper Cornish version. Proper job #bakeytater

We have volunteered for and teamed up with @XroadsRandK to offer a Food Bank, providing free essential Food Bundles and pub-cooked homestyle Community to local people. Follow th link to reach out or pay it forward to someone in need..bit.ly/35sRCAE

Wondering if the jogger striding towards you is expecting to pass through your body or for you to simply disappear into the air

Teddington Lifeboat Station needs you! Do you know how much kit for a lifeboat crew member costs? How much is a lifejacket? Who are the 2 crew and where are they? If you’d like to help buy a lifejacket for the RNLI, please use this Facebook link. Thanks! facebook.com/RNLITeddington…

Please support our project to provide daily meals to our local #NHS teams. All money donated will help the hardworking @HRCH_NHS staff at #Teddington Memorial Hospital and #Whitton Corner Health Clinic #NHSheroes justgiving.com/campaign/TMHhe…

Did you see us on @BBCLondonNews We’re raising the plight of the river community bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

Marble Hill by moonlight #lovewhereyoulive