Dylan Wuller

@DontrellChillis He should get a Fortnite skin

In case you were wondering like me

@FirstDoctor That blows

BREAKING: The leading cause of throat cancer in the US is now HPV mainly from oral sex. Not tobacco. Not alcohol.

Every 2 weeks, someone I’m friends with on Facebook posts “sober for 2 weeks” with a picture of her chip/milestone. Never makes it to 3

@gamertoes69 @Columned_ Ok

@DWull604 @Columned_ it’s a reference to the intro song where marty and his fling fvck in the back of the shoe store. the egg transitioning into a ping pong ball is the reference to his orange ping pong balls he wanted so him and his opponent can see the ball against white clothing. 🤦

Wow

@RepJackKimble Grown man btw

One thing women don’t get is that mansplaining is short for man explaining

@Sam_Waldenberg @jeffzeleny I imagine a group chat with the former presidents being like “Yo was that you??”

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@justinamash It’s a best of 7 series

That’s like the fifth time Iran has been defeated this week alone.

@nickimoraa Long John Silvers in Fairview Heights

Name a job where all the employees are sleeping with each other

@lady_valor_07 Do not hold keys over a grate

I’m 25. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@25YearsAgoLive Now im wondering if “Ranch” was code for something else

Lawrence Vander Esch, founder and sitting CEO of fast food restaurant franchise Pizza Ranch, is arrested after fraudulently obtaining semen samples from his teen male employees under the guise of “studying their prostate health.”

@TukiFromKL Yea but was difficulty was it set on?

🚨Nobody wants to hear this but it needs to be said. > Scientists put human brain cells in a petri dish. No body. Just neurons on a chip. > It learned to play DOOM in under a week. > 800,000 neurons figured out how to navigate, shoot, and survive a video game without ever being alive. your brain has 86 BILLION neurons and you can't even finish a side project. we're being outperformed by lab equipment. Wrap it up.

@beyoncegarden That shits probably so flat

there’s actually an extremely deep message here😭

@barstoolsports Imagine playing the floor is lava here

The future of courts has arrived

@EastEndJoe Peter Dinklage

Steven Seagal.

@atrupar He kinda looks like Tim Robinson in this vid

Trump is more than 40 minutes late and VA Secretary Doug Collins is staring at the ceiling

@isaiahrmartin The trucker hat just doesn’t have the sauce

This dude has been trying to recreate that Obama photo for a decade now and has failed every time

I told chat gpt my height and weight and told me I was significantly overweight, I thought that shit was supposed to gas you up

@DudespostingWs Bro we need Tosh.O for a web redemption for this . . ASAP

The guy who dropped a 425lb bench on his chest explains what happened and confirms he’s okay.

@BearsShowYo How does he pee?

I’m fucking crying bro, no way this picture is real