Parmesean

Who called it anal bleaching and not changing your ring tone?

@ScrrreamingPink Mad talent

Paintings from 11 years ago.

@6thucl @LFC Best pl cb ever 🤡

@LFC Our skipper has done it again

11' - Goal for PSG, scored by Doué. [1-0] #UCL

@Ken_Brown8 @TheHappySlut1 👌🏻 the greatest ever 👌🏻

@TheHappySlut1 Oh it’ll be a great day. I will unabashedly be celebrating

I’m allowed to be relieved and unmournful if he dies. Mourning everyone is one of the many hypocritical things your religion preaches but doesn’t practice. I get to root for actual good.

@ScrrreamingPink Ahhhh now I feel dumb

@DarthSeanious I initially wrote the word in caps but thought that too unsubtle

Just don’t add ice

@cathjenkin You should hear the shit I don't filter

@DarthSeanious BWAHAHAHAH. Oh I adore you, dear. HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

Aunty Helen is swimming in a pothole. South Africa is a parody.

@cpt_depression_ Only on Tuesdays

We’re scary South Africans?

@ItzCandyRox And they had to choose one of the best songs ever

Honestly every time I see this it gets worse my god lmfao

@ElStachioo @utdreport @FabrizioRomano I'd love Tonali and Anderson but I fear he is City bound. Tonali + a no 8 + another mid. Get rid of Zirkzee and get a lw. Lb and then cb in that order depending on funds. Sell Ugarte if we can.

@DarthSeanious @utdreport @FabrizioRomano So a tonali and Wharton signing this summer and you’re satisfied

#mufc are working hard to sign Sandro Tonali, who is highly rated internally at United and also by Man City, although Elliot Anderson remains City’s priority [@FabrizioRomano]

@ElStachioo @utdreport @FabrizioRomano I think he is a solid choice. Pl proven players are a must for the majority of our signings. I'd like a more attacking mid to be a main starter with Mainoo in rotation and getting rid of Ugarte and looking at a younger player to replace him

@DarthSeanious @utdreport @FabrizioRomano What do you think about tonali though?

@ElStachioo @utdreport @FabrizioRomano We need a solid dm. The last one we had is currently managing us

@utdreport @FabrizioRomano It’s happening, I’m a bit worried about him on the ball though , i thought we would be going for tekky midfielders this time around, this window is important

@falolaopeyemi3 @ManUtd He has zero work ethic. Any talent he may have is wasted

@ManUtd I am sincerely concerned about his career. He’s hasn’t been playing regularly despite having the potential to attain to much. I pray he find himself again this new year.

Jadon Sancho turns 26 today! 🎈

@ManUtd Fuck off with this post

@Chilternburt @sparky_ct @Micylaaa So less than a polo

@DarthSeanious @sparky_ct @Micylaaa Yea top bikes now are around R280k

Think I'm gonna start cycling.

@Chilternburt @sparky_ct @Micylaaa Polo is over R400k so yea not even Lance is spending that on a fucking bike

@sparky_ct @Micylaaa Sometimes more… but the fuel price increase is about to balance them out

@ChristiaanJor33 @Micylaaa @miiichellieeee Don't be that person

@Micylaaa @miiichellieeee Well, we all have a soft spot for Cats, legs and silk 😉

Petsitting for @miiichellieeee 🥹 I think she likes me 🥰

@Chasingchi @jadedbinxx @MDNnewss One days kids are going to inherit toilet paper

@DarthSeanious @jadedbinxx @MDNnewss Ja neh, I hope it was 3-ply. Always said that method of cashing out will never work in South Africa😂

South African Reality TV Couple Arrested in Florida for Alleged Supermarket Theft Scheme A South African reality television couple has been arrested in Florida, accused of orchestrating a months-long theft scheme at a local supermarket. Melany "Mel" Viljoen and her husband, Petrus "Peet" Viljoen, who appear on the show The Real Housewives of Pretoria, were taken into custody on March 10, 2026, in Boca Raton. They face charges of aggravated grand retail theft, according to police records. An affidavit from the Boca Raton Police Department details an alleged scheme targeting a Publix supermarket on South Federal Highway. Investigators say the couple visited the store 52 times between August 2025 and February 2026. Authorities allege the Viljoens employed a tactic known as "ticket switching" during visits to the self-checkout. Police say surveillance footage and transaction records show them either scanning less expensive barcodes for their items or failing to scan goods altogether, allowing them to leave with full carts of unpaid groceries. Police have identified 392 items the couple allegedly did not pay for, including sparkling water, soda, fruit, and toilet paper. The total loss to the store is estimated at $5,302 (approximately R88,000). According to the arrest report, the couple sometimes worked in tandem, with Peet allegedly distracting store employees while Mel scanned lower-priced items or bypassed scanning other products. When questioned by investigators, Mel reportedly explained her actions as being in "survival mode," stating she was unable to work in the U.S. without a valid visa. Her husband, Peet, denied any involvement in the alleged ticket-switching scheme. The Viljoens were each held on a $10,000 (R165 000) bond and face felony charges. The Boca Raton Police Department stated that the case remains under active investigation.

@tiff_dutoit I have many questions

JHB is not a real place 😂

@PriestH1mothy @sirTeflon_ @NotJustLerato Bro that texture is fucked up

@sirTeflon_ @NotJustLerato I knew I can't be the only one who hates them😭

I HATE onions, please don't serve me anything prepared with onions