John Layton

@VaggiMoth Awe how sweet of you, Vaggie.

Bueno , mañana me tomaré el día libre en el hotel,así que...podré pasar esta noche y el día con ustedes 💖🎀🪽

@zL1zzyTheWorker Why though?

*Casually biting the reader’s arm* :3

@Lorgarwasright2 Yes please

@UziDoormanDaily Cute

@monsterhunter I honestly think its time to add new weapons. For example, Bladed Wagasa or Kusarigama.

Whoa…Hunters have so many cool weapons, just like Hugh! What weapon do you think I should use? I'll be hearing your best arguments in the replies! 😤

@OnIineVelvette @OverlordDealer She looks so cute when pouting

@OverlordDealer ....carmine...why the fuck are you so lame?

@SereanaMikazuki Id like a kiss

๋ ๋࣭ ⭑☽ How about that, lovely~? ☾ ๋࣭ ⭑ Hmm~? 💜

@OnIineVelvette Is this like a contract or something?

...This is just a fucking JOKE....maybe for some people I'll agree heheheheee.... ...ehem ...yeah just sign it I guess....but like....say why you would...fuckasses

@SirJessums Yes please!!

Ok hear me out. A game like The Isle but with MH Monsters.

@Exorcist_Vaggi What's wrong?

I been drinking… a lot lately

@HeavenlyGuitar_ Well shit, im sorry man. Just know im here as back up if ya need anything.

@Darthboy95 She is. Has been for a while. This has been an issue even before it, though.. *He sighed, clearly stressed out and tired.*

UGH! Now I have a goddamn migraine! Why can’t she ever chill the fuck out!? *He seemed upset about something, sitting in his office and smoking… Again.*

@SeraTheHolyOne Ive...never seen such....beauty!!!

BEHOLD

@HeavenlyGuitar_ Wait a minute.....mood swings....oh shit....you dont think she's....?

@Darthboy95 I highly doubt her being ‘needy’ is the problem considering how often we do it..

@HeavenlyGuitar_ When was the last time you banged her?

@Darthboy95 You do realize I’m married to her.. Right?

@HeavenlyGuitar_ Ah. Gotcha. Also ew!

@Darthboy95 //problematic ship. ex; something like Adam x Abel. gross stuff like that

🎸New pinned!🎶 This is an Adam parody/RP account that is happy to go along with yumeships! Will try to stay as close to canon as possible, but with some headcanons at play. Suggestive posts will likely be made, so if you are a minor, follow with caution! ⬇️ More below.

@HeavenlyGuitar_ Bro, its obvious she's your #1 glazer.

@Darthboy95 *Adam went silent for a moment, like a good minute, before responding.* Like.. Just suddenly?? To shut her up??

@LuteRPAccount @HeavensGKPeter *walks by* oh hey guys! What are we talking about?

@HeavensGKPeter EXCUSE ME?!

No offense of course, but the egg is more helpful than someone who suffers from anger issues syndrome...

@HeavenlyGuitar_ What the fuck is Proship?

I will NOT tolerate the following; -Forcing my Adam into a ship -Use of hate speech, harassment in or out of DMs, basic shit like that. You get the idea. -Proship (You WILL be blocked) -Suggesting Adam is a groomer sexually (You WILL be blocked)

@HeavenlyGuitar_ Alright.....have you thought about....I dunno...banging her?

@Darthboy95 Really!? *Adam immediately looked up at them.* I don’t even care if it potentially doesn’t work! I’ll try anything at this point! She’s driving me INSANE!

@HeavenlyGuitar_ Hmm....I might have a solution.

@Darthboy95 Quite easily is an UNDERSTATEMENT. More like you have to walk on goddamn broken glass around her. It’s insufferable.