Tommy feels sorry for the baseballs

When I die, sauté me in olive oil and garlic

@stevehaag81 @NYCMayor @T_Cloud4 Maybe pay attention to the video, dipshit

@NYCMayor @T_Cloud4 What is this retarded nonsense? A city with the resources of NYC shouldn’t need to vote to solve one of 16 “minor annoyances” fix them all you dolt. It should take less than a week.

New Yorkers, join us in the first ever Mayor’s Municipal Madness: a competition of city fixes where everyone wins. City workers fix thousands of tiny annoyances every year, from broken basketball rims to bike path bumps. This year, we’re highlighting 16 of those fixes. From the exacerbating eight to the frustrating four, every item in each round will be repaired…but you’ll be voting on which fix will be done by me on day 100 of our admin. Round one of voting starts right now: nyc.gov/madness

@nicktyrell My brother in and out of Christ how did you get 48

48 more Giant Giancarlo Jimbobs till Cooperstown

@thekuhlest Stupid, but also just evil

how the fuck are you stupid enough to get yourself into multiple rollover crashes, especially after the last one almost ended your career

46 to go

@JeffPassan Oh we’re extending mid now

BREAKING: Right-hander Shane Baz and the Baltimore Orioles are finalizing a five-year, $68 million contract extension, sources tell ESPN. Baz, 26, joined the Orioles in a trade from Tampa Bay this winter and is poised to get a big payday coming off his first full healthy season.

@MikeDro_ Charging us arbitrary prices due to the desires and whims of the rich and powerful

We need a general strike to take down these greedy fools. We get robbed everywhere we go every single day and they just laugh at us. Anything corporate owned or that rips us off need a strike

@rationalyankee Great list

I like this exercise. Here’s my list of the top 5 players the Yankees need more out of in 2026: 5. Ryan McMahon 4. Cam Schlittler 3. Jake Bird 2. Will Warren 1. Anthony Volpe I put Schlittler on here not because he underperformed, but because we now need him to perform for a full season and not just a few starts at the end of the season. We also need Bird to become a reliable arm in the bullpen. He has the stuff. Can’t afford to have a guy with his stuff not be productive in relief this season.

@Braddigan89 @NegAffirmations @PanasonicDX4500 Buddy there are stripes on that jersey

@NegAffirmations @PanasonicDX4500 The Star of David is a Jewish symbol. The Israeli flag is white with 2 blue stripes, do you see any stripes on that jersey? No you don’t, therefore this is not the Israeli flag

it’s fine and in fact good for the team that has Hank Greenberg’s number retired to have a Jewish Heritage night actually.

Absolutely love Tatis for MVP

@jmjones No

Will it be the dumbest $400 you’ve ever spent? Well, who can say? rawlings.com/product/PROR31…

You may have missed or been befuddled by the announcement that Mountain Dew Baja Blast is now the official soft drink of Major League Baseball, but you simply weren’t considering the potential brand activations. You know, like a Heart of the Hide Baja Blast glove:

Is Ryan McMahon the backup SS

ICE in the airports today

@thekuhlest Providence used to have it and Oppenheimer broke it lol. Now closest is NYC

@DatDudeTMoney unfortunately we barely get the 70mm reels (the last one before phm was oppenheimer), but I’ll take ‘em when we can get ‘em

also dublin, california. which I am obviously thankful for because that’s my closest imax screen. but… dublin????

Just saw Project Hail Mary and imo that is a very important movie

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ever since i was a little kid i knew that i wanted to be late for work

@papa_jazz13 Yeah, I was thinking more specifically about the Spider-Man movies, which I feel like usually had different palettes

@DatDudeTMoney I guess I’m just used to the mcu looking like this

Oh my god it’s peak

@papa_jazz13 Object Permanence

@DatDudeTMoney Hell yeah they’re not the goats for nothing. What song was it?

@papa_jazz13 See, I think it looks grayer than usual lol. And I mean I watched it on YouTube on my TV. But I’m not holding that as the final judgment, I’m just nervous

@DatDudeTMoney I like the color, especially considering MCU stuff is usually just gray. The CGI is whatever we’re watching it with twitter compression and it’s not even finished.