DatingFails

Yes, I’m watching #TheTourist again just to lust over Jamie Dornan & cheerlead Helen.

@Cockleonius I’ve binged the lot… won’t spoil it for you!

@HolyCrayons Well he was born at Christmas? 😳😂🤣😂

Wholesome ❤️🤦🏻‍♀️ (volume up)

@Kintsugi_girl Belated Birthday wishes lovely lady xx

@LlamaBusiness Deal. Forward the cash and I’ll send immediately.

@la_fille_rouge I gave up 12 months ago… my blood pressure thanks me.

I can’t watch this address anymore. It’s uncomfortable to watch and frankly embarrassing. BJ had completely lost the plot. He knows everyone hates him.

@girl_tinder So proud of you!

Today YMW came round to look at roof. The good news is that it won’t cost £18,000 The second good news is that he is going to fix it for me. Then we had good chats and then he told me that his heart was racing and so I felt it and it really was. He said he was nervous.

@singletontales @BBCiPlayer Watched ep1 then binged the lot on iplayer!

@Katie_Lewis_ Enjoy the rest of the series!

@Dating_Fails_ I only guessed Russian because Elena asked Elliott if he spoke Russian (when he went through the door) and he replied in Russian. Although now I have realised Elena and the drug gang were not related so now I think they’re Greek 😂

#TheTourist update: made it to episode 5! Episode 4 is all kind of weird. Did find out the drug lords were Russian and not Greek 😂 will carry on tomorrow when I can keep my eyes open! I need to know who the smiley ‘do not enter’ door lady is! (Don’t tell me)

@musicnmusings He is a bag of shit 🤬 I’m so sorry xx

I honestly need to take a good, hard look at myself and figure out why I have let myself be treated so awfully and why I feel so worthless & insignificant that I allowed myself to beg to be in his life.🤷‍♀️ BTW, he is such a mess he is back in the dating site And I am a wreck💔

On NYD, the guy I was seeing for almost 2yrs told me he had been seeing someone else, that that was a mess, he was a mess and it's my fault for being hurt as he told me he was a mess. This is AFTER telling me he loved me, on Tuesday (28th) I am heartbroken but I will survive.

@my2ndsinglelife Delete it and try again 😂 I’ll pretend I haven’t seen it!

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@my2ndsinglelife Oh that’s made my morning 😂🤣

@sexblogofsorts Cash.

Anyone know how you get as many men on speed dial as the Duchess of Argyll? #averybritishscandal

Let’s play a game called ‘What’s my problem?’ Is it: a) post-festive blues b) I’m due on c) house move stress has caught up with me d) all of the above ✔️

@bridiemia Well well well! Loved it!

It’s half past 10 at night but I’ve decided I’m gonna have to binge #TheTourist after that intense first ep. No clue what’s going on but I’m ready to stay up till 4am to find out!! 🤠

@itscalledacob @finnmodern She was on The Graham Norton show & said she moved there when she was younger.

@finnmodern She's not.

@britneyppp 🤣😂🤣 loved this line.

🤣🤣🤣 #JamieDornan #TheTourist

@tristramc Yes. 😂