Holy Crayons

Obviously, there is a strong argument to not expand the family further.

Child: OMG it’s Chappell Roan Security Guard:

@HolyCrayons Ella was born in '98. I was obviously a toddler.

Disgust.

@petleg9 Thank you 🥲

@petleg9 I'm a very troubled, 1986'er

@petleg9 ...that's the joke. As in, I'm in denial about 1996 being 30 years ago...

@nufc2026 @NUFC Enjoy the game though...aye? 😂

@NUFC Any Howe shagger defending this just fucking go and support someone else please. Awful fucking manager. This is the final straw I feel. He has to go now. Even the happy clappers can't defend this shit for much longer. Embarrassing

Full-time.

@PucatuB Exactly. Children having children. 👀

@HolyCrayons 1996 wasn’t that long ago!!!! ✨👀✨

I see #ChappellRoan has been getting arsey at breakfast again.

@MSnTweedles @IWoM85 Yes

@HolyCrayons @IWoM85 CG2?

As a mother of three, of course I don't have a favourite child, but there is one that I do try extra hard to not piss off.

@roadknight999 Fair comment 😅

@HolyCrayons Having followed your adventures for years and witnessing the ‘pink block’ affair that is saying something. 🤣

@TetchyBitch Oh fuck nooo! Poor little mite 🥺 and you...mostly you tbh

Wee man has gastroenteritis so guess who is kipping on the spare mattress on the landing and has stacked 3 changes of kid bedding in readiness for the night ahead?

@ClareBreedon It's is! He was 4 at Christmas 🥲

@HolyCrayons OMG is that your little baby Reuben?😳 He looks so grown up.

@Darcetron73 Hard as nails he is, rarely complains about all the eye drops and suchlike, interrupting his 4 year old business ☺️

@HolyCrayons That’s good to hear mate. He’s a little trooper that one isn’t he.👍👍

@lucazaded @Darcetron73 We were supposed to be there at the end of last month but on the way there the baby vommed all over the back of the car so we had to turn back and reschedule. Roo was utterly DEVASTATED.

@HolyCrayons @Darcetron73 This is funny and heart warmung

@Darcetron73 He's grand thanks! Back in Manchester on the 30th for another checkup with the consultants, he now looks forward to the checkups 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

@HolyCrayons How’s he doing mate??