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This song seems appropriate, because I really don’t know anything.
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@Pebble2012 I thought that was another image from Artemis 2 then
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@Trish_NornIron @sjggraham Haha, I can see them trying it. I wanted to shout “you’re supposed to give me 1.5m clearance” but he was off.
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@Daveravedave @sjggraham We should really ban pedestrians from footpaths incase they inconvenience a cyclist 🙄
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@Trish_NornIron @sjggraham I had a guy brush past me and go “I’ve been ringing my bell mate!!” as he nearly knocked me over. Ohhh was it my fault then dickhead? They’re always the victim even when nearly knocking pedestrians over.
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@SuzieHasTwins @Pebble2012 Ooh er… I’d give her a good glamping
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@SuzieHasTwins @FlynnUnbound When I went to Boston, MA for the third time in 1 year they were asking if I had a girlfriend there, like no I just like the architecture and history. Why does everything have to revolve around women?
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@LPXIOP @Keir_Starmer “Happy Easter to those left in the country that still celebrate this lol”
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@Keir_Starmer Did someone have a fucking gun to your head when you wrote all 6 words of this?
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Happy Easter to everyone celebrating today.
UK Prime Minister@10DowningStreet
Today, Christians come together to celebrate hope, renewal, and the resurrection of Jesus Christ. A very happy Easter from Downing Street.
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@SuzieHasTwins In Lisbon they had these all over @Mmmmicas will vouch for that
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@ErinPerise Couldn’t agree more, high IQ people see the humour in everything
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Poor cunts wrote all of this out thinking it's an absolute banger. Same pish different day Jim 🥱
Jim Clark@Tamthebam2000
@HMFC_1874_ Here's an idea then...go dae the dishes or tidy up. Take the dug for a walk, or spend quality time wae the wanes. But it must be a cunt of a life to come on and complain about a teams actual official channel. Come back later and I'll explain how offside works hen.
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