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@Daveravedave

U.K. Beigetreten Haziran 2023
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Sophie Rain praised her financial adviser a week ago & revealed that he only gives her $5k every month & invests the rest in businesses which she has no idea about. Only to find out mid-podcast today that he’s been actually Scamming & Pocketing most of her income 😳
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jojo@rockstarnoguitr·
had a bad date with this girl but at the end of the day we’re all human beings out here trying…we all should be more kind and accepting to one another
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miia@miiagarro·
if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning. i don't wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked
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Just noticed the new message icon 😆 I miss the little envelope
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Asa@xAsamoahx·
If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.
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davidgeoffrey@Daveravedave·
@Trish_NornIron @sjggraham Haha, I can see them trying it. I wanted to shout “you’re supposed to give me 1.5m clearance” but he was off.
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Trish@Trish_NornIron·
@Daveravedave @sjggraham We should really ban pedestrians from footpaths incase they inconvenience a cyclist 🙄
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Trish@Trish_NornIron·
Just out walking and a creepy cyclist almost hits me, riding so close in the pedestrian lane of the footpath rather than just using his own lane. What’s that about?! 🤯
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davidgeoffrey@Daveravedave·
@Trish_NornIron @sjggraham I had a guy brush past me and go “I’ve been ringing my bell mate!!” as he nearly knocked me over. Ohhh was it my fault then dickhead? They’re always the victim even when nearly knocking pedestrians over.
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Oh its all kicking off on the village fb site 😆 the local dogging area is being made into a glamping site 😂
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davidgeoffrey@Daveravedave·
@SuzieHasTwins @FlynnUnbound When I went to Boston, MA for the third time in 1 year they were asking if I had a girlfriend there, like no I just like the architecture and history. Why does everything have to revolve around women?
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Flynn Unbound@FlynnUnbound·
The way the border agent was grilling me asking if I was meeting someone in Canada that I met online. Bro, I’d be bragging and peacocking if I was up here and going to meet someone.
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@Keir_Starmer Did someone have a fucking gun to your head when you wrote all 6 words of this?
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I forgot to tell you! I took a peek inside this place and from what I could see it was just floor to ceiling wall to wall chock full of tins of sardines… How do you even bring this niche business plan to someone?😂
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davidgeoffrey@Daveravedave·
@ErinPerise Couldn’t agree more, high IQ people see the humour in everything
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Erin Perise@ErinPerise·
Midwits are always so serious about everything High IQ people are silly and whimsical
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shoe@shoe0nhead·
doing my taxes right now knowing its all going to fraud, pedophiles and israel
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Poor cunts wrote all of this out thinking it's an absolute banger. Same pish different day Jim 🥱
Jim Clark@Tamthebam2000

@HMFC_1874_ Here's an idea then...go dae the dishes or tidy up. Take the dug for a walk, or spend quality time wae the wanes. But it must be a cunt of a life to come on and complain about a teams actual official channel. Come back later and I'll explain how offside works hen.

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