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@Pebble2012 FFS

Voice notes are back! 😆🤗

@Molssss_x Hey how’s it goin… Oh fuck, I failed.

@Ryanair Ask me how I fly Ryanair

we don't

@rockstarnoguitr You insufferable prick

had a bad date with this girl but at the end of the day we’re all human beings out here trying…we all should be more kind and accepting to one another

@Mariclara1128 @BSide75 😂😂

@BSide75 A holiday? I think I need a fuckin lobotomy 😂

This song seems appropriate, because I really don’t know anything. youtu.be/92cF_KCH7TU?si…

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning. i don't wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

@Pebble2012 I thought that was another image from Artemis 2 then

Just noticed the new message icon 😆 I miss the little envelope

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

@Trish_NornIron @sjggraham Haha, I can see them trying it. I wanted to shout “you’re supposed to give me 1.5m clearance” but he was off.

@Daveravedave @sjggraham We should really ban pedestrians from footpaths incase they inconvenience a cyclist 🙄

Just out walking and a creepy cyclist almost hits me, riding so close in the pedestrian lane of the footpath rather than just using his own lane. What’s that about?! 🤯

@Trish_NornIron @sjggraham I had a guy brush past me and go “I’ve been ringing my bell mate!!” as he nearly knocked me over. Ohhh was it my fault then dickhead? They’re always the victim even when nearly knocking pedestrians over.

@sjggraham So obnoxious!

@SuzieHasTwins @Pebble2012 Ooh er… I’d give her a good glamping

@Pebble2012 Where will they walk their dogs now?

Oh its all kicking off on the village fb site 😆 the local dogging area is being made into a glamping site 😂

@SuzieHasTwins @FlynnUnbound Update: I did

@SuzieHasTwins @FlynnUnbound When I went to Boston, MA for the third time in 1 year they were asking if I had a girlfriend there, like no I just like the architecture and history. Why does everything have to revolve around women?

The way the border agent was grilling me asking if I was meeting someone in Canada that I met online. Bro, I’d be bragging and peacocking if I was up here and going to meet someone.

@LPXIOP @Keir_Starmer “Happy Easter to those left in the country that still celebrate this lol”

@Keir_Starmer Did someone have a fucking gun to your head when you wrote all 6 words of this?

Happy Easter to everyone celebrating today.

@SuzieHasTwins In Lisbon they had these all over @Mmmmicas will vouch for that

I forgot to tell you! I took a peek inside this place and from what I could see it was just floor to ceiling wall to wall chock full of tins of sardines… How do you even bring this niche business plan to someone?😂

@ErinPerise Couldn’t agree more, high IQ people see the humour in everything

Midwits are always so serious about everything High IQ people are silly and whimsical

doing my taxes right now knowing its all going to fraud, pedophiles and israel

@HMFC_1874_ Bro thought he did something

Poor cunts wrote all of this out thinking it's an absolute banger. Same pish different day Jim 🥱

@andysingleton73 @Charl_H79 That’s partly because of your attitude. I get that drivers are wankers but you make life harder for everyone by being jobsworths on the road. This country (the whole of the uk) has very narrow lanes, and you sit right in the middle making everyone suffer, with a massive grin.

@Charl_H79 do I want to comment!?Possibly one of most divisive issues in UK today (in a World already far too divisive!)..won’t bore you with technicalities of road position, safety, laws, taxes etc BUT one pertinent point: cycled all over the World - ONLY in UK do I feel hated and unsafe!?

When you are a cyclist, cycling on a main busy road, right in the middle of the road. Do you get embarrassed seeing the huge line of traffic behind you. Does it spur you on. Or do you not care