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@BellegardeSZN It'll be like that black mirror episode

Genuinely what actually happens if Binface wins

@Goldxn_Violin Rockstar was founded in Britain and the lead developers on all the GTA games are British why would they do this to themselves?!

This is worse than any teeth joke I’ve ever heard

@respicepostte1 @oldstocky Well then you'd be fish food courtesy of Nelson, sorry.

@oldstocky I’d be on team Napoleon sorry. But agreed

The masculine urge to defend England during the Napoleonic wars rises greatly after watching this

@CountBinface Such a boomer joke that got stale a decade ago

Game on, Nige.

@BallinFFB Yeah, the only country on the planet that plays American football is the best at American football, what a shocker. Literally no one else plays, its a shit version of rugby.

Belgium can have the soccer win. They earned it. But to all the Europeans talking crazy… we’ll happily line up on the football field next. 11 vs 11. Pads on. No running away. Let’s see who owns “football.” 🇺🇸🏈😂

@TastyDeaths @LK__1998 Sound like you've made it

@LK__1998 i get paid 14 quid an hour to clean hotel rooms and i can smoke weed before i do the ironing banging job

Wouldn’t worry about that son you’ve got hotel rooms to clean and lawns to mow

@wessiedutoit @Paul_Heron_ He is chanting, chanting. He says he will never die.

@Paul_Heron_ He met the Romans at Medway, fought in the shield wall at Hastings, used his longbow at Crécy, etc.

England’s answer to Cormac McCarthy’s the Judge.

@ryjlocal Well said

Good example of strategy in life. 90% positioning, 10% explosive execution when the timing is right. Activity without achievement is a false god of the modern world.

@theawayfans Good night?

This pub in Scotland ahead of tonight’s game… 😬😂

@RyanGarcia Well then your fucked whichever way you slice it because it's coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

If USA loses I still got Portugal 🇵🇹 and if somehow Portugal loses I got Spain cause I’m part Spaniard and if they lose then one of my favorite players is Messi and if they somehow lose, I’m a big fan of mbappe

@CodpieceUK @pelagiusreborn We got them back in the end!

@pelagiusreborn We’ve been beaten by them before and in God’s name we can be beaten again. ENGLAND!!!

Two very ancient phenotypes will be at play this Saturday

@calwokebot Chocolate

Name one thing that Belgium does better than the US. I’ll wait.

@isaguedezo We destroyed them in 1066 and we'll destroy them again.

Hope that blonde giant destroys them I’m so serious

@stoolpresidente I'll be rooting for the US over Belgium either way, you deserve to get to the quarter finals hosting the best world cup in a long time, but let's be honest lads its a bad look.

Fifa did the same thing with Renaldo…..BUT BUT BUT TRUMP

@nickshanks_ @sai0xgen @memesvsfootball That's where things get tricky haha

@DavidB5058 @sai0xgen @memesvsfootball But then we face the French.

Norway vs. England next..

@sai0xgen @memesvsfootball 1066 all over again, we'll defeat the vikings once more

@memesvsfootball haaland is coming for England now 🐐

@memesvsfootball 1066 all over again lads, we'll do you next like we did you at Stamford bridge ;)

@bklynymk @Angelic84139126 @afneil They declared war on you, so yes. Pick up a book for Christ's sake.

@Angelic84139126 @afneil By Germany?

Really? Your lot didn’t show up to help until 1942, when we’d already repelled German efforts to invade in 1940. Maybe you should stick to the local politics of your own Florida backyard. You’re clearly out of your depth on historic and geopolitical matters.

This just isn't true why do Americans always say this? We're not France or the Netherlands, there's no possible scenario where Britain would have been occupied. We already destroyed their hopes of invasion two years before you entered the war. We had a better air force with the home advantage and by far the best Navy in the world with a built in moat vs a 3rd rate Navy. Not down playing American efforts, there's a 0% chance we would have liberated continental Europe without you but saying we would be speaking German is ludicrous. Let's be honest the Nazis were fucked either way after Barbarossa, the Russians did the heavy lifting but thanks anyway.

And if it wasn’t for America the insignia on the pub would be written in German.

@usmntonly Wouldn't expect anything less from the Mexicans. Surprised the Cartel hasn't broken Kanes legs.

This is crazy. Mexico fans outside of the England hotel at 2am before their World Cup clash.