Count Binface
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Count Binface
@CountBinface
Space politician. join my Substack at https://t.co/QwjpOuHjFO
The Cosmos Katılım Aralık 2018
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It’s the Oval Office meltdown all over again.
BBC News (World)@BBCWorld
Hittler faces Zielinski as French town's election contest goes viral bbc.in/4rHUhin
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Pretty chuffed with my 0.07% tbh.
Open Source Intel@Osint613
BREAKING 🔴 Kim Jong-un wins North Korea’s parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote.
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In a new blow for Spurs, it emerges that their state-of-the-art training ground contains an infestation of bats, a wet market and a viral research lab.
Alasdair Gold@AlasdairGold
Tudor confirms that Conor Gallagher is suffering from a virus that has affected his breathing. football.london/tottenham-hots…
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They’re dancing to my tune.
Office for National Statistics (ONS)@ONS
Items added to the 2026 basket include: · Croissants, houmous and alcohol-free beer – reflecting changing tastes · Dashboard cameras – car owners increasing their security on the roads · Pet grooming – reflecting a growing service for pet owners
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I just paid €4.80, like a proper fool, for an almond croissant from The Art of Coffee, a perfectly pleasant but fairly run of the mill café chain where their pain au chocolat is, more often than not, stale.
Now, this croissant is large and stuffed with filling, but nearly a fiver for a pastry is simply too much. Yet this is how we're going.
I could have said no thanks and walked out when the server told me the price, but you know when someone insults you and you freeze, and it takes you a minute to react? That, except with pastry.
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Brand new Trash Talk! My latest guest is author, broadcaster, political strategist and Tory peer Danny Finkelstein. Is the Internet is worth it for the wonders it can do for your LEGO collection? Plus all-new Ask Binface. Get it here! pod.fo/e/3a3102 @Dannythefink

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Quite apart from being so appalling, both in its morals and its use of the Mortal Kombat theme tune, the copyright infringements here are off the scale. (Trust me, I am well versed in this subject.)
The White House@WhiteHouse
JUSTICE THE AMERICAN WAY. 🇺🇸🔥
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@AnthonyMEmerson This is also very true, having Count Binface on stage with the Prime Minister is very funny
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