David Jones

@Grizzlestine @MichaelSteidel @OOZukerkandl @ChrisMartzWX There is no difference. You just lack the intelligence to understand why. Hence the amount of likes he got versus the likes you got.

@MichaelSteidel @OOZukerkandl @ChrisMartzWX I guess we’re done here then.

Gravity pulls objects towards the center of mass of a much larger object, which in this case is the Earth’s core. The fact that you, a grown adult, do not understand this is utterly embarrassing. Does it take you an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes?

@WhereTrueLoveIs I definitely fight for all women, that's why i support having no men in the women's bathroom.

@devinphysique @chefsevenn You look like a power bottom.

@chefsevenn It costs looking like this

How much did this meal cost?

@5_8fm Ching Chong's always have a very short fuse. Pretty sure it correlates to the size of their penises.

يوتيوبر كوري جنوبي كان في بث مباشر من أحد شوارع دكا وفجأة أحد المارة وجه له عبارة "تشينغ تشانغ" وهي عبارة تستخدم للسخرية من اللغة الصينية وتعتبر مسيئة عند الصينين والكوريين وعلى الفور قام اليوتيوبر بمطاردة الشاب وتمكن بمساعدة السكان من القبض عليه ووجه له عدة صفعات وقام باقي الماره بضرب الشاب واعتذروا اليوتيوبر

@CultureCrave Go back to torrenting.

Amazon is removing 4K streaming from Prime Video starting today • It’s now locked behind its ad-free tier • The ad-free tier has also increased from $3 to $5 a month

@Bobster87728627 @wierdduk Ik ben zelf homo maar Jetten is gewoon een vieze nicht.

@wierdduk Het is niet de eerste keer dat je dit doet Duk. Je richt je pijlen vaker op gays die zich niet helemaal “heteronormatief” gedragen. Houd je niet van de domme en kom gewoon uit voor je homofobie, als een echte vent.

Ja hoor, ik ben 'HoMOFOob!' omdat ik de vriend van Jetten een kjnderachtige TikTok-puber vind. Hou toch op, joh:

@Twitch @streamupdates_ Why are terrorist allowed to advocate for murder on your platform?

@streamupdates_ Digital footprint goes crazy

Jynzxi CRASH OUT after someone RANDOMLY found a video of him drink glue in high school 😭😭

@thehealthb0t If you didn't know this you're either officially mentally retarded or went to school in the US.

What starts out as old pig skin eventually becomes gummy bears

@mistressdivy Just go back to torrenting, problem solved.

Netflix: "Your subscription fee is increasing" Watch me make it $0

@KNEECAPCEOL Shut up, you're just a bunch of Nazi's that need to be dealt with.

Israel is now doing to Lebanon what it did, and is doing, to Gaza. War crimes every single day.

@HPB7 @Sandervandam2 Aldus Henk de mega-racist.

@Sandervandam2 De katjang kan alleen maar schelden. Komt verder niks zinnigs uit. Of hij poept een achterlijk tweetje.

Schuld van Trump en Netanyahu dat de benzine in Nederland €0,84 per liter duurder is dan in Luxemburg.

@politie_johan Wat is dit voor schaamteloze, publiekelijke autofellatio?

Zo’n DM. 🤣 Grappig toch. #jeugd #goedemorgen

@TPPNewsNetwork The world is slowly healing.

Disney Parks Brings Back “Ladies and Gentlemen”: A Gendered Language Major Cultural Reversal thatparkplace.com/disney-parks-b…

@JakeFargrave @nostalgiaa Not with that attitude.

@nostalgiaa This is like magical science. It’s not gonna exist.

It's 2026 and we still don't have this technology 😭

@MarvelRivals You're clearly all pedophiles.

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@GovIE You're a dangerous, fascist government.

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@EpicClipVault No, it was obviously a deer.

“Touch a human and run.” 💀

@NoMansSky Nintendo lawyers fuming rn.

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@TMZ Weekly reminder that you celebrated Charlie Kirk being shot in the neck, live on video.

President Donald Trump’s call with the Artemis II crew Monday night had a seriously awkward moment … when the crew seemingly decided they were done talking to him -- and the prez blamed it on a glitch! 😅 Credit: NASA

@Geniustechw Yes.

Is Greta Thunberg a Communist or a Retard?