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I’ll never understand cruises. Best case, you are a hostage in a mid-tier resort and get to pop off at a Señor Frog’s. Worst case, millions are asking for your ship to be bombed to smithereens to prevent you from returning.
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No one is more sociable than a mid class american with a highly infectious disease
thomas 🛠 gazafunds.com/all@t_NYC
“The infected person visited two restaurants, a performance venue and multiple health care facilities in Manhattan” Jfc
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It was for a long time. The Catholic church condemned pagan practices, burned and gutted temples. When European whites decided Greece was the "cradle of western civilization" or whatever bullshit, suddenly Greek religion was softened to a "mythology" and folded into the West
ɠɧıʂɧ@rirokpik
Why is it that African mythology is viewed as witchcraft but Greek mythology isn't?
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The grinch probably got so much hole after he returned all The Who’s stuff
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White people get a virus unseen since biblical times and go to the club same day
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here's a video of this guy crying over a watch
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
Kevin O'Leary's massive data center was approved by a county commission in Utah last night. At 40,000 acres, it would be 2.5x the size of Manhattan. The commission approved the proposal despite opposition from hundreds of locals.
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Sausage egg and cheese is better than bacon egg and cheese.
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@MaskTheMovie Apparently what’s really going on is that he got sepsis from an untested or certified stem cell treatment that other celebrities have also received. A lot of rich people have been getting scammed by doctors who are using stem cell that then make them sick
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i ate 6-12mg of xannys every single day for eleven years and quit cold turkey with no problems. this sounds like a skill issue unfortunately.
New York Post@nypost
Inside Jordan Peterson's 'brutally painful' illness as his wife reveals he's suffering serious side effects from benzo withdrawal trib.al/Ha9kXj3
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Chihuahuan Raiders by the name of "Los hijos de los Saiyajin", who believe themselves to be the descendant of an ancient warrior race called the Saiyans. Their ultimate mission of finding the lost Dragon balls have put them in direct conflict with the petty kingdoms of Texas
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Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin
I don't understand the point of using the term "dozen". It means 12, so just say 12? It's even worse when people say or type "half a dozen". Just say 6 or six.
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hyperboles and satire be whooping their ass
Cora Harrington@CoraCHarrington
Side effect of the literacy crisis is people not recognizing literary devices anymore
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Something Robot Chicken does well is show how much administrative nonsense Vader and Palpatine must have had to do and how fucking funny it would be to engage with them during it
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Barefoot,exposed sides, and a MASSIVE boob window?
This nigga Brainiac fr slutted that man Clark OUT!
Blaze Binges@BlazeBinges
Brainiac-Superman Transformation in My Adventures with Superman (2024)
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All i know is them hantavirus people better be glad im not president bc on soul that boat wouldn’t see another fortnight im sorry
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