Graham Palantir

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Graham Palantir

@MaskTheMovie

stupid drawing guy, please just let me live. DM me and I’ll draw you something, it’s super easy and cool

on the internet and your heart Katılım Nisan 2010

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@TheRealEricMaj1 @JayScottSmith speaking of crying x.com/therealericmaj…

TheRealEricMajor@TheRealEricMaj1

The shit Cleveland sports fans have to go through to get literally 1 big win is fucking insane. Meanwhile these sports leagues just hand Cali, NY and Texas sports teams win after win, whenever they want them. No questions asked. It’s honestly annoying as fuck. #DAWG

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TheRealEricMajor@TheRealEricMaj1·28m

@JayScottSmith Then why didn’t they win? 🤣 2 weeks later and yall still crying huh?? DEEEEEETROIT WAAAAAAHHHSKETBALLLL!!! 🤣🤣

GIF

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Jay Scott Smith@JayScottSmith·2h

Better than the Cavs

logan@boredcracker

who do people think the pistons were man lmao

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@exMalwa very tasteful, and tasty nob

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~prester pop~@exMalwa·21h

She's lucky to be married to such a girthy fellow

𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠🌸@presh_rabbit

Get well soon my love🥲

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Graham Palantir@MaskTheMovie·1d

found my new blowjob-gettin’ hat at the thrift

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Graham Palantir@MaskTheMovie·1d

@RealTrillBill kills me that he went to and roots for michigan. thankfully, by the looks of it, he isn’t long for this world

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Bob Maplethorpe@RealTrillBill·1d

Ngl not even the absolute worst spurs fans deserve this guy

Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente

WE AINT GOING ANYWHERE!!!! GLORY GLORY TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR!

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Graham Palantir@MaskTheMovie·1d

@mhudgg thinking of you, friend. hope all turns out well ❤️

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Graham Palantir@MaskTheMovie·2d

it would be so funny if like stephen paddock created a twitter account just to follow one random person right before he did what he did. they’d be like “what the fuck did i do to deserve this!?!

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i do “enhanced games” every day and you never hear me bragging about it (playing forza after ten beers)

Polymarket@Polymarket

JUST IN: The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

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Graham Palantir@MaskTheMovie·2d

got crabs on my meat, call that surf n’ turf

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Graham Palantir@MaskTheMovie·2d

was showing my daughter some popular basketball shoes and she asked me to show her the ugliest ones of all time. you could see smoke coming off my thumbs i googled these so fast.

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twitter user MaskTheMovie

P A N D A M A X X E R@pandarespecter

Name a fat guy with aura:

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Graham Palantir@MaskTheMovie·3d

this lady on facebook marketplace fuckin’ rocks

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@troy1615 @europemaxxed you look like you have AIDS pussy

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John Redcorn@troy1615·3d

@europemaxxed Cool let’s drink 2 shots while driving. Same thing with pot smokers. Is it really that hard to wait to get home? I have to smell it 5 cars away or you not allowed to at home? Wife won’t let you. I have to constantly be on lookout for morons like this…

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Mads@europemaxxed·3d

i HATE when this happens on the way home

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Graham Palantir@MaskTheMovie·3d

i just know young sheldon’s mom’s pussy went crazy

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Graham Palantir@MaskTheMovie·4d

walking away from the beach like this

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀@SaycheeseDGTL

27 bricks of cocaine washed up on Galveston beach in Texas. Beach goers spotted the packages on the sand & called the police. The street estimate is worth about $1.2M

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Graham Palantir@MaskTheMovie·4d

yeah, i’m shipping summa cum alright…from my stinky peenis to your mom’s wig!!!!!!!

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Graham Palantir@MaskTheMovie·4d

kid was mad that i was a minute late for school pickup but in my defense i was sitting in the parking lot listening to “hunger strike” by temple of the dog

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Graham Palantir@MaskTheMovie·5d

i almost got kicked off the bus for wearing this in middle school, but the bus driver just made me turn it inside out in front of everyone and I was embarrassed as hell because i was a husky lad lol