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@IvankaTrump Hello Ivanka. Do you know why the market is down now days..? Thanks

Saturday in the City 🏙️ Got my boot to boot ! 😂

@IvankaTrump Nice 👍🏿

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@dom_lucre I just wanna go to Namibia

This is a practice in Namibia where a bachelor is seduced by the sisters of his bride. If he gets an erection, the marriage is canceled due to believing he will cheat on his wife.

Three men choose to embarrass themselves.

@dougboneparth Hey hey !! I just opened the new Apple 🍎 saving acct and deposited $500 ( my only saving ). Do you think I’ll be rich soon since it’s 4.15 APY. Thanks 🙏🏾

Uber has no cars. Airbnb has no real estate. My bank has no deposits. This is the new economy.

@SJosephBurns Bc the fed’s are not printing enough anymore !!

Explain why you are an unprofitable trader in just 3 words: 👇

@dougboneparth Looks like my dad

If your financial advisor is wearing this, you have nothing to worry about.

@dougboneparth I have better idea 💡!! We should print more

I have this funny feeling we’re going to solve this by borrowing more money.

@nocontextfooty Poor water bottles 😆😆😆

@dougboneparth And liquor store next to it

Money Hack: Start a church

@SJosephBurns They all 529! Easy

Speed of pattern recognition test. How long does it take you to find ALL the numbers that aren’t 529?

@dougboneparth That must be YMCA gym

Get off Twitter and go to the gym they said…

@AbiyAhmedAli @PMEthiopia Rule of life incase if you don’t know. Feed your family first !!

We have fulfilled what we promised our people and today we have made Ethiopia's wheat export dream a reality. It is testimony that we dream big; say what we dream; do what we say, working day and night, and show what we have done after completion.

@SaronSaricho Ohh! I thought that was inside deal . Remember after that Abichu came out as a HERO !!

ከአራት 4 መት በፊት ሰኔ 16 ቦምብ የወረወርከው ሰውዬ እጅህ ይሰበር። ሸፋፋ 😉✍🇪🇹

@Tesafari ቱልቱላ በለዉ

"የሊቀ ፓፓስ ህይወት" እንዴት ያለ ነው እንዴት ያለ ኩርማን ፍጥረት በሞቴ "የተንጣለለ ቤት" ፓ

@MahletKS @yohaneslm @robifynow @Mikimac11 How can I join ..? Please inbox me for any leads ! Thanks and happy New year

Happy to report that this morning (in Addis) we fed 120 people. We have two rounds of this to do. Thank you for your contribution @yohaneslm @robifynow @Mikimac11

@WatcherGuru This is just too funny !!!

JUST IN: Kevin O’Leary testifies at Senate hearing and says #Binance intentionally put FTX out of business.

@tradingview Good !! They’re on sale then 😆

1,492 stocks are down 50% or more this year. 665 stocks are down 75% or more. 217 stocks are down 90% or more.

@MahletKS It’s happening!!!

@WatcherGuru Oh!! Is he still alive ..? I lost 25 ADA bc of him .

BREAKING: 🇧🇸 Sam Bankman-Fried has been arrested by Bahamian Authorities.