Deacon Strat

@jride442 @ElDiabl21350141 @Tacky3663_ @StormyCanes @JeffMarek Start using apostrophes, then.

@ElDiabl21350141 @Tacky3663_ @StormyCanes @JeffMarek Im here to educate

Welcome to hell you muppet reject

@jride442 @StormyCanes @JeffMarek You haven’t won a cup in 50 years and you’re talking trash.

@StormyCanes @JeffMarek The best part is we arent even supposed to be here. The Canes have always been here and havent ever won shit.

@d_yandy78 @StormyCanes So, getting your ass kicked by a choker team is no prob for you. Got it. But you come after Stormy? Time to maybe get a life.

@cpchambe @bittercling @trad_west_ Perfect. Then we’ll have all manner of anonymous persons writing other stories at work. Or getting Claude to write it for them.

@DeaconStrat @bittercling @trad_west_ I’ll mention it in a work email 25-30 years from now. I say something like “After it was said he died on toilet, The King appeared to hundred of the brothers and sisters at around the same time, most of whom are still living, though some have died. This according to @DeaconStrat”

@Jacisbak @NikkiBarnes Strait. And oil is a global market. Affects prices everywhere.

@NikkiBarnes The straight has absolutely nothing to do with our gas prices we don’t use their oil Yes, they set a precedent for pricing, but the states are price gouging. It’s own citizens.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO GAS PRICES IN FLORIDA THIS WEEK?!?!?!

@bittercling @cpchambe @trad_west_ Nope. Bummer.

@DeaconStrat @cpchambe @trad_west_ Interesting. Surely, some of these other people wrote corroborating accounts.

@bittercling @cpchambe @trad_west_ Found it! Here’s part: “he appeared to Fred and then to his old posse. After that, he appeared to more than five hundred fans at once, most of whom are still living, but some are dead. Then he appeared to Ralph, then to all the Sun Records gang. Last of all He appeared to me.”

@bittercling @cpchambe @trad_west_ No, the 500 was in 1983 and I said I wasn’t at that but they were. It was 1986 when he appeared to me personally, and I became an instant expert on him, and then wrote about the 500. I’ll have to look. I certainly don’t have the original. Just a copy of a copy of a copy, etc.

@bittercling @cpchambe @trad_west_ Well, I sort of met him. 1986, he appeared to me, personally. I was on the road to Biloxi. He said something like “Why do you speak so badly about my music, Deacon?” There was a bright light. Ever since then I’ve told everyone how to listen to Elvis’s music.

@DeaconStrat @cpchambe @trad_west_ Interesting. And what convinced you that it was really Elvis Presley?

@bittercling @cpchambe @trad_west_ I wasn’t there. And I never even met him. But I know that 500 people saw him, so I told my church in a letter for proof.

@bittercling @cpchambe @trad_west_ May, 1983. Walking around Memphis.

@DeaconStrat @cpchambe @trad_west_ Can't disagree. Elvis was a real person, seen by millions.

@bittercling @cpchambe @trad_west_ Elvis sighting. 500+ people. I put it in a letter I wrote to a church.

@DeaconStrat @cpchambe @trad_west_ Care to share examples?

@bittercling @cpchambe @trad_west_ Yes.

@cpchambe @trad_west_ Did >500 witness any SINGLE of those events SIMULTANEOUSLY?

@SmeeshyBeeshy87 @ryanwhitney6 🧹

@ryanwhitney6 Carolina is a team of diving, whiny babies led by a crybaby coach. Sens in 5

Tripp Tracy and Caniacs are furious at me for forgetting about Jordan Staal and his role as an elite third line center. They seem a little on tilt. Carolina fans are on edge. Ican tell. This is their year with no Florida. Every year they drum some average team in the first round

MAGA CRM is here.

@RealBirdLawyer I’m still not convinced he’s real.

Clark remains an incurable dweeb

@RealBirdLawyer @fpbdee Adolph Rupp frequently quoted Psalm 121:1, "I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help.” But he was a raging racist. The more you know.

@fpbdee we have one more pick in the top 100 in a bad draft my dude, where do you think the help is coming from

its only the first round geesh lol

@MattBarrie Still are.

Ohio St was LOADED.

@Matinpalo160728 @Canes John Frusciante says hello. Bud.

@DeaconStrat @Canes Thanks deacon. Get a haircut bud its not the 80’s. Just looking out.

Should've sent him to the moon

@Matinpalo160728 @Canes *than Ding dong.

@Canes Im sure u got a cup win this year👎🏻. You got more issues then us with your 10x in a row exits. Atleast we won 3 games in the ecf when we made it. Good luck😆