Sabron the Destroyer

Thing 1 and Thing 2

You've been head banging haven't you jimmy

@mattsontomlin Is there any chance I could get a copy? 🙏🙏🙏

@mattsontomlin Are you the same guy who made The Projectionist happen?

@FoolishIcarus 377

"Sometimes you need to cut off a few branches to make a wholesome family tree" ~ Emily (Cabin Occupant 3)

If I ever start a company I too hope to base the name entirely on a pun @PopSecret

See ya Boston. It's been real

@FoolishIcarus NO

"Have you ever sat on a toilet and your thighs spread out like America's manifest destiny"

"I am a flamingo in a flock of pigeons"

I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN !!!!!!!! youtube.com/watch?v=p1-LbT…

"No... I should go to other people's bathrooms and make friends!"

What's red and bad for you teeth...........A brick

zombie sex no bloodflow? no problem.

anyone out there into dicks that look like a bit of mandarin? well youll never guess what ive got twirling out of my sweaty crotch

*destroyer voice* "grasp the science in your hands. tenderly"