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i lost my sexy dollar 💔

so many women think they've never been sexually assaulted until we start having conversations & start remembering the shit we've buried in our subconscious. i don't know any woman over 30 who has never been sexually assaulted.

@bostonpolice lmao

The "male feminist ally turns out to be a creeper/harasser" is the "family values politician turns out to be gay" for millenials.

It was an honor to interview @SybrinaFulton, who lost her son Trayvon Martin five years ago today. marieclaire.com/culture/news/a… @MarieClaire

My Pink Grouper:) #taptapfish Download: onelink.to/jhe4sh

It is even truly a convention until you're hastily gluing accessories together at 2AM

Genuinely LOVIN THIS ORGO

@FoolishIcarus also maybe buying some better painkillers/saying fuck it to bus and getting a new prescription

@FoolishIcarus but if this keeps happening im fucking going out and getting some of that sweet sweet emotional labor done on me

i really hate those "pwease dwink water" tweets but 75% of it is because theyre true. water makes you feel better and that pisses me off

@ellavellan MY KIND OF ENEMA

@ellavellan I know what ur talking abt but this is the 1st thing that popped into my head

if a sniper shot me i owuld run over to where he is and kick the gun out of his hand and kill him because hes not specialized in melee fight