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@BeingSalmanKhan @realpreityzinta

Well done Zinta,Congratulations Zinta, Team is playing well …. @realpreityzinta

@cutezhr90 @AstroCounselKK Agree. Sometimes comedians for some applauses forget where to draw the line. They only cater to the masses.

@AstroCounselKK I feel bad for the audience who find humour in this.

Best one for the Sunday evening.. Don't watch if you don't want to laugh ..

@Warlock_Aditya His reaction is like

This is a miracle. A girl lost her brother several years ago. While going to Vaishno Devi, she was reunited with her brother. Her brother was living like a beggar at Vaishno Devi. That quote has come true today - “Chalo bulava aaya hai, Mata ne bulaya hai.”

Guy slaps someone with a pizza on his face, then gets a regret of a lifetime

This man abusing LoP of India on Public broadcaster Doordarshan is paid by your tax money. He is behaving like Sinha or Bagree. This is the level this country has fallen to.

@FareaNFts Altcoins are dead but if you are alive even after all these years in crypto that’s a win already.

altcoin is dead

@JackyShakya @mainbhiengineer Guys if anyone asks you what delusional means quote this tweet/comment.

@mainbhiengineer Twitter don't make govt .come on ground and see people are angry and not satisfied with modi but not willing to vote to congress in next 50 years

From someone who isn't part of full time political Twitter but have been observing it very closely, last 14 years can be divided into 4 phases on Twitter. Phase 1 (2012-2014) : > 90% Twitter was against UPA govt > Anti corruption outrage was at peak > People wanted Congress Govt out at any cost. > Gujarat Model was being used to push Modi at national level. Phase 2 (2015-2020) : > Peak Pro Modi wave era > 75% Twitter were pro Modi > 25% Twitter were complaining about rising intolerance > Any criticism to Modi or his policy and you'll get "Go to Pakistan", "You're anti national" kind of comments. > Any complaint about inconvenience due to demonetization kind of policy and you will get "Soldiers are fighting on border and you can't even stand in queue" > Surgical strikes were celebrated Phase 3 (2021 to 2024) : > Twitter divided 50-50, pro and anti Modi > Pro Modi supporters were still celebrating Ayodhya temple, Article 370 removal etc > 25% pro modi who became Anti now were angry on high taxes, no tax relief from many years, lack of courage to implement good policy, rollback of farm laws etc > Still No visible support for Congress Phase 4 ( 2025-2026): > 75% Twitter became anti Modi govt > Broken infra, corruption in Govt offices, potholes, water filled roads and incompetence of Govt institutions became big issues. > UGC guidelines and ethanol blending got highly criticized > Propaganda to hide failure and show false success about Modi Govt started getting exposed using Community notes and comments. > Opposition is still missing at large but old Modi supporters are now becoming the new opposition out of disappointment. Twitter is yet to reach the phase 1 era where almost everyone was against UPA govt but the way this is going Modi Govt may hit that milestone in next 2-3 years.

@Shahhoon1 South African Yuvraj Singh. Used to copy his bowling action and sometimes batting action too with that high back lift.

Only real cricket fans will recognise best allrounder of 90s

@Nher_who @Zubaankesari_ If 40% is heat then 60% must be cold. 🤔

Never knew temperature is measured in Percentage % 😂😂 IQ level of a Bhakt.

For risk takers. #condoms

@RealGameVault Yoshimitsu

who did you always pick first?

@AfiaManzoor1 Cutiyaa

As a person who never uses Gaaliyan please suggest words that sounds like a gaali but aren’t really a Gaali

@aami3_ @HaramiParindey 70 saal ka single hai na.

This is equivalent of people saying “bachpan mein mai bhi intelligent tha, 3rd class mein 1st aaya tha”

@pehleindia @YMehta_ @zomato You had a brain but you still used your knees. It happens.

@YMehta_ @zomato " The restaurant is just 2 mins walk from my home. " Still you are lazy enough to wait for one hour even after paying an extra 30 pc to them. The problem is with you mate.

Ordered food from @zomato after paying 30% extra to them. Estimated delivery time was 20 mins. After 50 mins the order didn’t get delivered yet. Escalated this issue to the Zomato customer support who is actually the bot. The bot replied order will arrive in next 1 mins and they did this for next 7 minutes. The delivery boy took the order and he is almost 1 kms away from my home and restaurant. The restaurant is just 2 mins walk from my home. The delivery boy is somewhere in Malad, enjoying the food and saying order can’t be delivered. For refund contact customer support who is actually the bot. What should I do of such experience.

@AdityaGargINC Congress winning here would be a miracle.

First, through SIR, opposition voters are excluded. Second, the Supreme Court and the ECI say get lost to the opposition. Third, news channels host debates to criticise only opposition. Fourth, media outlets cover everything the BJP does but nothing the opposition does. Fifth, the opposition may release video evidence of the BJP offering money in exchange for votes but nothing happens. And then they say opposition cant win elections 😂

@ruchikokcha TED talks was real things but TEDx is just a cheap version of it.

Ayushi Ranjan exposing TedX Talks. Shocking if true!

@mog_russEN Never ever insult a parent in front of their kids.

🚨A woman’s father was slapped in the face, and her reaction sparked debate—some called it brave, while others saw it as reckless.

@PunsterX Baki sab jagha figuratively **** maar rahe yaha literally maari jaegi. 😑

Rudranil Ghosh, BJP candidate from Shibpur (WB), is desperately trying to kiss his supporter. The supporter is trying equally hard to avoid the kiss. Note: BJP said, they want to make West Bengal safe for women. They didn't say anything about men.

@Mahesh10816 In current scenario if Congress comes back to power that would be no less than a miracle. Congress just needs that one leak or trojan horse to destroy BJP.

If BJP loses 2029, Cong will not only destroy the entire BJP ecosystem but will ensure that BJP cannot come to power for the next 25 years. A mere 0. 8 % vote share drop cost 64 MPs in 2024, and imagine even if 25% of GCs vote against BJP? It's done and dusted BJP will be starring at an existential cricis in 2029. At this appeasement spree GCs are not going to spare BJP

@sathyashrii 🐂 💩

What do you think ??