Adam (Mort) Mortimer

“If you are a grown adult, and truly enjoy Mac N Cheese, are you really an adult. Or are you a child trapped in a grown body. Shits bland as fuck✌️”

My fiancé said she has to make a necessary statement about Mac and Cheese on twitter after having it for the first time, but she doesn’t have it so here goes… 👇

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

@BeeNetwork The number 10 Wigan - Leigh bus. But it’s all of them. I’m frequently forced to wait for the 7 also.

@Dirigible__ Hi there. I'm really sorry to hear this, please can I ask which service you're waiting for? Thanks.

@BeeNetwork bus meant to come at 8:23 didn’t. Waiting for the one at 8:38. Just been delayed to 8:50. Gonna be late for work now…

Really hoping this is just teething pains.

@BeeNetwork I don’t think I’ve been on a single on time bus since the change. Same routes. Same times? Scheduled times maybe but when you have to wait for a bus that should’ve been somewhere 20 minutes ago I think it’s safe to say schedule is out the window. Disappointed.

Just finished reading Noble Roots by @DrewHayesNovels, the series just keeps getting better and better but seriously Drew! That cliff hanger! You can’t do this to me 😭

@hankgreen A metal bowl full of water becomes a metal helmet 🪖

Is there anything that, if you turn it upside down, is no longer the same thing?

@FLoaBComic @Oxventure Me and my buddies played it a few months back! Great time and many laughs, took a solid minute to get into the swing of it because most of them were new to TTRPGs but once the ball got rolling it was fantastic! I definitely look forward to the next time I play it!

So rad to watch @Oxventure play my game on their channel!! I was working out while watching and nearly dropped a weight on my head from laughing so hard. (And don’t worry, Alan is fictional so he’s not too offended) youtu.be/SJXxlySS9w8

Andrew Tate looks like if you tried to draw Pitbull from memory

😍😂

Sounds like a great idea 😅

Frog (Stardew Valley)

describe yourself using one lord of the rings gif

My little plant boy growing up big and strong 🪴

Fun fact!

@hankgreen An otter day an otter dollar

What would an otter have written on his coffee mug?

@seanie_dew you’re my chapstick girl ;)