Doc

@AgingRanchHand I don't remember Popeye's girlfriend looking like that...

Drew squirtle on the fridge and my wife wrote that we need olive oil underneath but now it looks like the squirtle is named olive oil

@unusual_whales Time is a circle

BREAKING: The Trump administration has reportedly conveyed to Iran a plan with 15 conditions for ending the war in the Middle East, per AP. The plan would reportedly include the dismantling of Iran's nuclear program, ceasing support for proxy groups (such as the militant groups Hezbollah and Hamas) and the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz.

@lilbitin10s Ohhhhhh

@DocPepperMN to be loved and cherished and kissed and appreciated and covered in dry pasta

i’ve never needed to get married more than right now

Surgery yesterday, 15 hour work day today :) 🔫

@lilbitin10s Planning ahead? You're so smart! ☺️

@DocPepperMN i went out and bought some chocolate for my sad times tonight

in the dark of the night only i can hear my cries. and if you are listening can you bring me a snack?

@lilbitin10s Great choice! ☺️

@DocPepperMN chocolate

@kaylala1 Simply the best

once a month my friends and i all get together for dinner and wine and the kids run around and it just feels like the kind of life you hope you end up with

@lulubeans42 Poof. It's gone! 🤯

Snatch

@stephanicci That's adorable

I WISH THIS KIND OF LOVE FOR EVERYONE ON THEIR BIRTHDAY YOU SHOULD ALL FEEL SPECIAL

@cadavrillavigne I have no idea what that post was trying to say 😂

i think this kind of thing is incredibly harmful and when i see trans women repeat this language it hurts my heart :(( you arent a femcel girlfailure that isnt funny dont talk about my friends like that :(( pls stop it legitimately makes it hard to be friends with some of you :((

@lilbitin10s And there's no good middle ground 😔

i’m so embarrassed when i care too much and i feel so guilty when i care too little, and nothing really ever works out

@MLB @Topps Ooooowwweeeeeeeeeeeee

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@eatintreats Does nobody take Menards seriously anymore? 😤

I wore a Menards camo hat to outpatient 2day and our counselor started singing Save Big Money at Menards and now everyone is laughing at me #TheyWantMeToRelapse #Menards

@eatintreats Damn

Spent 6 hours ln making a mosaic vase for my grandmas bday gift just for it to CRACKLE everywhere I HATE GROUT I HATE GROUT I GATE CROUT GROUT US ALL OVER MY HANDS AND I HATE IT #NETENYAHUGROUT

@fckoffmaebe Well...you've never asked 🤷‍♂️

do I have to beg to be taken to opening week or like

@kaylala1 They're missing out

i keep asking my friends to download twitter and they won't 😭 i don’t even want them to tweet i just need them to watch me tweet to see how hilarious i really am

@Ashtronova That's a throwback

fpsrussia