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There have been decades of speculation about the state of my existence.

Katılım Haziran 2023
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Donnie Wahlberg reading my book. Not AI!
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Spending Memorial Day watching as many Tales from the Crypt episodes in a row as I possibly can
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Seeing a lady's list of biggest turn offs and it's so specific to me that it includes my exact birthday and blood type
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An ankle monitor is the sign of a life well lived
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Standing in an above ground pool and convincing a police officer he can't arrest me because I'm in open waters and he has no jurisdiction
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The triple a guy took a slice without asking. He's holding it in one hand and working with the other it's slowing him down
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Ordering two pepperoni pizzas to the side of the highway I'm broken down on before I even call Triple A
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@barnaclebucket I'm thinking they used AI and no one cared enough to check it
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As far as I'm concerned there's really no difference between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce and these people in this Burger King advertisement
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The For You tab is a great way to get sad about the pets of people you don’t know dying
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Me *waking inside a rolled up carpet, would be very clear to anyone else that someone attempted murder and is now getting rid of the body* : Aw a rug ride hell yeah
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@_Kyouu Loved it. Some people think it's too slow but monster in an item in an antique store is pretty much my ideal movie. On hbo max
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High watching The Brood explaining to my wife that I'm one of the smartest people on planet earth
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@_Kyouu I would suggest pretty much all 80s Cronenberg if you haven't already The Fly/Videodrome/Scanners
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Cape Cod is one of the best places to wait in line for coffee
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Listen, last night I said some things I shouldn't have said. Please don't tell anyone I'm Zorro. I sliced a big Z and posted it on my insta story with the caption "I've always been Zorro, baby!"? Ok then nevermind I guess
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Cape cod maxxing
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Nothing funnier to me than a guy who is doomed. Like the thought of a guy that only has bad things ahead of him makes me hold my stomach laughing
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