Mark

Donnie Wahlberg reading my book. Not AI!

All tubby children are just kings waiting to be crowned #formertubby #tubbykings

Secret Garden by Bruce Springsteen really does have a white boy like me acting crazy

I've been ranting for 2 days how the 3rd place game is pointless and this is the most fun I've ever had watching the World Cup

@EpicMasterChief Meant to write "my grandparents had" but forgot three words

@EpicMasterChief One of the only vhs tapes (had to be put on multiple because of the length) was Lonesome Dove so I was 30 years ahead of the curve

When I was a kid my grandma only had Ace Ventura 2 on VHS so I wasn't really sure what was going on with that character and I'm still not sure

Those dogs that played poker probably just use gambling apps now and that makes me sad

Motörhead had less success with "Eight of Spades"

He's super angry you assumed he was the life guard

Running to what you think is the lifeguard at the beach but it's just a guy that brought his own really high chair

@SunnyFrey He was storing jeans in his oven to sell at a later point. I know that sounds like I'm being silly but it was literally in the show

@AgingRanchHand Did he wear those? I didn't have a. clue. what was going on 😂😅

If you're good at dancing you're basically one of the xmen

@maidotsuki lol

@AgingRanchHand 1855 wow buddy youre off the charts

My hotness ranking

Boogie boards are a very well named object because I do boogie on that board, daddy

If you want it done fast, don't call me. But if you want it done well, also don't call me.

@JayDeeWriting lol

@AgingRanchHand that's the invisible man, fool, run

Old people love having bandages on their face

"What the heck is this?" - Mr. Big Stuff hearing Mr. Big Stuff for the first time