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Donnie Wahlberg reading my book. Not AI!

Sorry about earlier. I shouldn't have said you were acting like Little Lord Fauntleroy. I actually don't know who or what that is but in the moment it felt truthful

Also, while you're here (very expensive in book form, whole pdf here) .... jonestown.sdsu.edu/wp-content/upl…

Jim Jones was obviously a beyond horrible person but wearing aviator sunglasses as you preach in doors is so fire

@JayDeeWriting An insane maintenance guy in London heard my American accent and said you watch The Sopranos? And I said yeah and he goes my friends did the theme song. I didn't know they were British previously

@AgingRanchHand could keep a beat, too youtube.com/watch?v=33jH0u…

@dinosaur_info @cdcarter Yeah her Buffy reboot just got scrapped

@AgingRanchHand @cdcarter Does she want to do that?

Chloé Zhao has been nominated for Best Director twice (winning once) for prestige dramas but can't do the one thing she actually wants to do.... which is to make 90's WB shows. It's like a Greek curse

@guydudefellaman No, but my dad is 5000 years old and used to always have it in the house so I've ate a lot of it

@AgingRanchHand The ham spread not the book

There are no paid advertisements in my book but I did dedicate an entire paragraph to Deviled Ham Spread free of charge. a.co/d/06F8ggQH

@JayDeeWriting 😏

@AgingRanchHand Slam that ham

I like in March Madness when there's a team from like Dumpster University where all the kids are studying to be garbage men and they're lights out from 3 and ruining the lives of kids whose entire lives have been devoted to high level basketball

@JayDeeWriting Dracula is overdone. Has she considered Frankenstein?

@AgingRanchHand She didn’t get to make her Dracula movie either-woman loves vampires

@overdahedgefan lol

@AgingRanchHand Wow. This has made my year. Thank you!

Okay here you go

@AgingRanchHand my last company paid Lance Bass to do a Cameo

Hello @overdahedgefan You don't have to accept this offer but you're my 3000th follower. If you do accept, simply name the relative you'd like me to draw

This was the masterpiece I did for my 2900th follower. For my lucky 3000th follower I will hand draw one of their relatives in a beekeeper's outfit

Corporations are like we don't have money to give you a raise but we're paying Beelzebub $125k to come give you a pep talk

Meditation & Gambling: How to Calm Your Mind and Draw Up the Perfect Parlay

@b4byfirefly Hell yeah

checked out a copy of the stand from the library that’s been read so many times that it’s split in half, binding torn right down the middle. went to tape it back together and found tape from where it had been taped together before. about to be the greatest book ive ever read

Posting a selfie where you genuinely think you look nice and breaking the record for dislikes

@captKangol 18 😎

How many of my 20 highest rated horror movies have you seen?