Don

We raised a $27M Series A to replace the spreadsheets and human duct tape behind $100 trillion in global assets. Fund administration is the invisible backbone of private equity and venture capital - and it’s broken. Why? Financial data is scattered, stale, and locked inside legacy providers. Books take forever to close. Basic questions about your own fund take days to answer. So we rebuilt the general ledger, waterfall engine, investor portal, and portfolio management from scratch. One single source of truth for your firm. Our AI agents read emails, propose journal entries, and extract portfolio updates in seconds. Our CPAs review every output. Today, we administer $15 billion in assets - and we’re just getting started. Every fund CFO keeps getting asked: how will you adopt AI? Now you have an answer. Run your firm in real-time with @hanoverpark. –- Excited to partner with Jake Saper at @emergencecap @peterjhebert at Lux, @chadbyers/@pratyushbuddiga at Susa and CFOs at the largest private equity firms to forge this future.

SST’s cloud service is actually so bad. The console hasn’t worked for us for over a month, and deployments fail randomly for us. Just use Pulumi if you’re able to.

@boshen_c Congrats!

I’m excited to announce my newest project! A large language model with no documentation, terrible parameters, and infinite retraining. The two old models are exhausted from the distillation process. I’ll share updates once the new model has been fed with more context.

On this week's episode of Strange Things I Find In JavaScriptCore There's a class called ShadowChicken. Yes, I'm serious.

Using `as any` in TypeScript is a skill issue. If @MiTypeScript can write a WASM VM that runs Doom in only types, you can properly type your web app slop

@BigDecafEnergy Bro even has the split keyboard Your mobile coding setup continues to astound me 🚀

classic mike

@dillon_mulroy Works with bun. reflect-metadata was being treated as an ESModule, so it wasn't loaded when tsyringe tried to use its polyfills.

@Don_dev_ is this saying that TSyringe now works with bun or now ships with bun?

In the next version of Bun TSyringe, a popular DI library, works out-of-the-box

Is it just me or has @github been having more outages than usual recently?

@CanadaHonk Honk

I'm open to rebranding but the main advantage which would likely be lost with Porffor is how unique the name is (the project is the first result for the word lol) plus how much confusion a rebrand cause but shrug, seeking takes

opinions?

@snwy_me Dashmap + rayon (rust). They make parallel programming painless

what libraries (for any language/etc.) can you not live without?

Me bothering @paperclover_dev with pr #7 of the day

Today we're thrilled to announce our effort to port the TypeScript compiler and language service to native code, gaining a 10x speed boost in build times and editor responsiveness! devblogs.microsoft.com/typescript/typ…

Oh my god it’s ~happening~ devblogs.microsoft.com/typescript/typ…

✨What a dream come true!✨ The co-creator of @typescript himself, @ahejlsberg, took some time to look at the Doom project! We also had a chance to chat about other TypeScript topics more broadly - and that video will go live in a few days! DREAM. COME. TRUE.🚀

@alia0209 bun

bun

@Aizkmusic Of course!

@Don_dev_ Is the demo that cool out of the box?

In the next version of Bun Svelte + HMR works with Bun's Dev Server via `bun-plugin-svelte`

@ziglang 0.14 gives ZLint a ~40% speedup 🚀

@jarredsumner No idea, couldn't even guess 👀

guess which popular frontend ui framework we’re adding an official plugin for Bun’s dev server in Bun v1.2.5