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@beagewill @mtaibbi Dafuq does that even mean?

@mtaibbi So you’re anti-trans now?

I’m trapped on the funny-versus-horrifying treadmill and can’t get off!

Did you not watch Click?

Chelsea Handler looks like an elderly Carly Simon on Gear.

I'm sure you'll give it a go m8

That cop was very close to creepy in her choice of touch area

Man, for a hoax, it sure has hit a lot of bystanders.

Epstein crown princess' rapist junkie son jailed for 4 years after posting his sex acts & 'rape in royal basement' Princess 'regrets' stay at pedo's home after he's convicted; being in nearly 1,000 Epstein files & consulting him on nude girl designs in her underage son's room

@japan_nobunaga May the joy this post has given me be returned to you 100 fold.

I requested a simple band of rubber from my host. She gestured to a drawer, and the very gesture told me everything I needed to know about American chaos. One drawer. Every household. Always in the kitchen, and it holds the same things in every home in the nation: batteries of unknown charge. Rubber bands. A screwdriver too short for any screw. Birthday candles. Soy sauce packets. Three pens, one of which works. And a key. The key is the part I cannot release. I have now surveyed eleven households. ALL have the key. NONE know what it opens. "What does this open?" I asked Sue, holding it up. "No idea. Been there since we moved in." "Then why keep it?" She looked at me as if I had proposed burning a shrine. "You can't throw away a KEY." She is right. I felt it the moment she said it. A key answers to a lock somewhere. To discard it is to abandon a door you may never find. Eleven households, each guarding one orphaned promise, between the candles and the takeout menus. In Japan, we made a national art of putting things in their proper place. I assumed the junk drawer was that art's absence. Wrong. The junk drawer IS the proper place — for things whose place has not yet been revealed. Not disorder. Faith, with a handle. I confess my crime. I once organized Dale's junk drawer while waiting for him. Small bins. Categories. He opened it, stood silent, and said, "Where's the thing?" He could not name the thing. He knew only that it could no longer be found. I had alphabetized a treasure map. We do not speak of it. The drawer does not need order. It needs to be opened with hope, and closed with acceptance. I keep a junk drawer of my own now. This week it accepted a battery, a twist tie, and a key I found in the yard. I do not know what the key opens. Into the drawer it goes. Someday, the door will announce itself.

@GlomarResponder Whole milk from the commissary in the late 70's was a whole extra level of goodness

@FreddyLA7 You have to hit Austin for at least a few hours on your way back. Longer if you can. Trust me.

Our plan for the coming days: We‘ll be staying in Texas for a few more days and return to Houston on the 17th for the Portugal vs Congo match. After that match we‘ll jump straight into the car to start driving towards Oklahoma City for the Ella Langley concert on the 18th.

NYC dad shot to death at Knicks block party just minutes after team's historic victory trib.al/NiPF5DH

Mother admitted to shooting her 12-year-old son in the head, authorities say wlox.com/2026/06/14/mot…

@IamThiagoCortes Oh man. The 4chan Motorola Days were infuckingsane

He reminds me of a Russian separatist commander. I wonder what happened to that guy?

Mark Zuckerberg just gave every single blind veteran in the United States a pair of meta glasses and Democrats are calling this a white trash circus. That's who they are. They can't create things like this, so they just virulently hate us, because we can.

No friends for Comey; judge rules no amicus briefs justthenews.com/nation/states/…

A rare Super Delta formation featuring the Thunderbirds and the @USNavy Blue Angels soared above @UFC fans to kick off #UFCWhiteHouse. #Freedom250 🎥 by @whitehouse

@HighlordRetard @_HMSP

@_HMSP The american mind truly cannot comprehend not eating sugar on everythknf.

Did it never occur to y’all to caramelize the onions, toast the bread, and melt the cheese?

@ImJohnOHurley Those 3 names on that card are like a producers fever dream

The theme from The Madison is one of the most beautiful in memory…

Two Black Pre-Teens Charged as Adults in Horrific 30-Minute R*pɛ of a 12-Year-Old White Girl 💔