Ed Drake

Gatwick to Krakow EJ flights available (£235) - Depart Weds 5pm. Return Friday 11am. Keen to sell close to face value of £235, I'll cover name change fees (circa £120). Open to offers @BackOfTheNest @WingingItCPFC @FYPFanzine Shame for them to go to waste. Up the Palace! #CPFC

@mattranduk Matt Rand UK has gone international

I prayed for this, and it happened. #WrestleMania

@RMcElhenney @BenFoster @danking008 @mattranduk RT

And that’s why you go get @BenFoster

@richiem31 @FYPFanzine 🤣🤣 Mate four words sum us up.. FAT WASTE OF SPACE

@EdDrakey @FYPFanzine Go to bed mate. Stella will still be there in the morning 😂

It was a succession of errors from our players which lead us to concede. We shouldn’t have just pinned the blame on Ayew, but everyone played a part.

@fesshole Very @richiem31 behaviour

I often fake emails I should have sent weeks ago. Write what you should have written but send it to yourself, then forward it, after changing the headers etc to the time & date you should have sent it. Include a message such as "Did you have any thoughts on my previous email?"

@MrDtAFC You are a waste of space, never heard of so many contradictory opinions

MASSIVE F*CKING WIN!!!!!! F*CK THE SHOPPING THATS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT!!! MARTINEZ WITH A SUPERB DIVING HEADER!!!

@MattWoosie The worst attempt at seeing out a game that I have ever seen

Patrick Vieira says there were multiple errors in conceding a late equaliser. #CPFC "It was collective. The decision making when we had the ball (and) how you regroup in the last minute of the game to not allow them to make those crosses."

@matt_0305 @TansuYegen @danking008 @MarcusBance @richiem31 @mattranduk Hahahaha

@TansuYegen @danking008 @MarcusBance @richiem31 @mattranduk @EdDrakey Kingy stag do idea

Having fun🧐

@MarcWilliams22 @mattranduk Marc with a C knows. DDG was the difference

Robbed indeed. De Gea kept us from winning 3-1.

@richiem31 @nocontextfooty @mattranduk @danking008 Haha you boys could have done with motm prizes like that when you lot lived in Tooting

@nocontextfooty @mattranduk @danking008 @EdDrakey

I ASK EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS TWEET TO PLEASE RT IT. Tomorrow nurses strike. They will be put through hell by the media, politicians and the establishment. Ahead of the action please share this tweet if you back the nurses and find it sickening that they are being vilified.

@matt_0305 @nocontextfooty @mattranduk @MarcusBance @danking69 @richiem31 🤣 I'd be lucky to survive 5mins but what the hell, sign me up!

@nocontextfooty @mattranduk @MarcusBance @EdDrakey @danking69 @richiem31 this would be epic

@richiem31 @matt_0305 @fesshole Haha very @danking69 behaviour

@matt_0305 @fesshole @EdDrakey Hero

I convinced my wife that I needed to spend 6 consecutive weekends studying for a promotion exam. She took the kids out shopping, took them on days out and visited in-laws alone. I played Xbox, watched war films and generally had a chilled weekend. Still passed the exam.

@NoContextBrits This is a bit of you mate 🤣 @danking69

When you’ve got work at 9 and football training at 5.

@MatchroomBoxing @usykaa @anthonyjoshua @mattranduk @matt_0305 @richiem31 @danking69 yo Ricky, 1-0 to Usyk

👀 FACE OFF 🔥🔥 @usykaa vs @anthonyjoshua: The rematch! 👑 Unified World Heavyweight Titles 🗓️ Aug 20 #UsykJoshua2 #RageOnTheRedSea

@danking69 @NoContextBrits @mattranduk @matt_0305 @richiem31 Hahah oh wow the ending 🙈

@NoContextBrits @mattranduk @matt_0305 @richiem31 @EdDrakey

@richiem31 @NoContextBrits @mattranduk @danking69 @matt_0305 Hahahaha hope they left him trapped until the morning

@NoContextBrits @mattranduk @EdDrakey @danking69 @matt_0305

@WorstPrizesEver Hahaha chin up @danking69 @richiem31 @mattranduk @matt_0305

@richiem31 @NoContextBrits @matt_0305 @danking69 @mattranduk Hahaha what a hero. Stinks of Crawley tbf

@NoContextBrits @matt_0305 @danking69 @mattranduk @EdDrakey