Every deal has that moment where everyone panics 😭 Meanwhile I’m on the phone like… please trust the process
I’ve landed this plane before ✈️ I’ll land it again
If you want a lender who doesn’t disappear when it gets messy ➡️ book a call at the link in bio 👍😂
Client: “We want to use you for our next STR purchase.”
Me trying to act professional while internally throwing a parade because I know we’re about to go off!😂📈
Nothing better than repeat clients trusting me again. If you want a lender who actually celebrates your wins with you, book a call at the link in bio.
POV: you’re trying to get a straight answer out of your client and DoorDash turns into Dior de Shay 😭
Good news: we don’t look at paystubs. Unique income welcome.
Book a call at the link in bio.
Loan originator POV 😂🎶:
hey hey hey ooooh New inquiry hits and I’m celebrating 🕺
STOP. WAIT A MINUTE. No down payment. Wants to pick the appraiser. FICO under 620.
Short-term pain though, I’ll survive 😅
If you want a lender who gives honest answers up front, book a call in bio. 🤝
Client urgency but make it cardio 🏃♂️💨
“When the borrower says they need a loan ASAP and you’re already on the way.”
📲 Need fast answers + a lender who actually moves? Book a call — link in bio.
POV: I’m calmly walking… but mentally tracking down the appraiser who killed my deal 😐🏃♂️
If you want a lender who fights for your value, book a call with me. Link in bio. ✅
When the CTC comes in and the swagger feeling arises… like clockwork 🏈✅
Another one to the finish line.
Ready for yours? Let’s get it cleared to close. 📲
Link in bio.
💰 Just Funded Cincinnati, OH
• 🏠 STR pro buys at $575K, appraises $595K → instant equity
• 📊 DSCR loan w/ AirDNA projections, 20% down, 1.36x DSCR
• 🚗 Prime access to I-75/I-71/I-471, near downtown + jobs
Built to scale. Follow @zachedelmanesc
Just Funded 💰 San Antonio, TX
STR investor cash-out refis a top performer, pulls ~$387K while keeping a monster 3.38x DSCR.
5BR / 3BA • pool • theater garage • putting green • sport court
High-amenity STR = elite numbers.
Book a call 👉 @zachedelmanesc
Bro didn’t want me… he wanted a rate quote 😭💳 Investment property financing > survival instincts 🏃♂️📈
If you need funding for your next deal, book a call via the link in bio.
📲 What you doin’? Where you at?
When a loan application’s been sitting on a borrower’s desk a little too long 👀📄
Let’s turn “pending” into closed 💸🏡
👉 Book a call — link in bio 🚀
When you need a loan officer with more experience 🧓📜🚀 I’ve been doing mortgages since the caveman era… 📜 Declaration of Independence 🌕 The Moon 🏡 Your next deal
Book a call → link in bio
💰 Just Funded | Largo, FL ☀️🏠🏊
STR investor pulled $815K from a ~$2M free & clear property to scale. Pool, pickleball, game room + bunk room.
Underwritten at 75% of AirDNA → $10,225/mo, 1.45x DSCR.
“And at guard, 6’4” from Kentucky.” 🏀🎙️
Me warming up to poke holes in a competitor’s quote offering terms they won’t actually close on.
If you want real terms, real execution, and no surprises 🚨 schedule a call with me at the link in my bio.
POV: explaining your job in real estate lending
“It’s not that bad.”
“It’s not that bad.”
“It’s not that bad.”
(me sitting alone at the table convincing myself)
If you want someone who’ll obsess over your deal so you don’t have to—
👉 Book a call with me at the link in my bio