Equity Cats
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Equity Cats
@EquityCats
Mathematics and programming | Options pricing enthusiast | Active shitco investigator | 🇩🇰 🇨🇦 🇺🇸
NYC Beigetreten Mart 2021
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@tszzl @basedjensen “High” is comparative so it’s not possible to be universal? Noob
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Trying to be a hero like these idiots in either direction comes with decent probability you will get carried out in a body bag in this environment … be tactical but there is no reason to swing for the fences at this time.
Investor_NICK@Investor_NICK_
Shocking the human VIX being his usual unpredictable self. Tonight was a complete coin flip. Did you get greedy today and not take any profits anon?? Did you not learn anything the last year dealing with Trumpy and markets??
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@conksresearch Market is underestimating bro the 2032 futures should be at 110
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And Blackstone has it marked 82, so we know whose model is wrong 😂
Marc-André Fongern@Fongern_FX
⚠️ Do you want another warning sign? Apollo marks Medallia at 77 cents. KKR marks it at 91. Same loan, same borrower, different reality. In a $2 trillion market where price discovery is a managerial discretion, that 14-point spread isn't just noise. Not funny!
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Whoever is shorting $HXHX is playing with fire here; this is a known scam, with less than 2mm free float, and insiders have most of this locked up... I'm long this garbage
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I was told to long oil futures, now I have to take delivery of 10,000 barrels of "light sweet crude" in Oklahoma
What do I even do at this point?
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@traderprad I did this a while ago for fun, it’s not worth it to turn over 20mm for 100 dollars lol
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Everyone's crying about edge leak... Here is an edge leak for you.
This trader made an average human's monthly salary in one day.
Good luck trying to decipher this.
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@RealStockCats The goal is to keep it running and pass the hot potato to whoever is in office next 😂
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So Delve had ~3M ARR (almost all from other startups) and was able to raise 30M at a 300M valuation??!
Things you see at market tops…
Selin Kocalar@kocalars
i refused to send cold emails. so, we sent custom doormats to 100+ of the hottest startups instead. "your shoes look good. do your SOCs 2?" (spoiler: it got us more responses than weeks of cold emails.)
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Went to Buffalo Wild Wings, they had 50 men’s games on and no women’s games… unbelievably racist
Private Equity strikes again
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@bennpeifert Real mfs don’t constantly post about all the work they are doing 😂 it’s like the same thing as posting after you donate to charity
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Cringe grindposting overwhelmingly predictive of being a total fraud, innit
Karun Kaushik@karunkaushik_
when you step into the office and your founding AI engineer is on his 3rd all nighter this team never stops shipping
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