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Quand un caméraman affirme que le volleyball est le sport le plus incroyable au monde 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Early Morning Dating Update
I woke up this morning to two text messages from gentlemen.
And by “gentlemen,” I mean men I’ve been on exactly one date with—never a second, barely a follow-up, and apparently now operating under the assumption that I’ve been lying awake waiting for their 12:42 AM offers of…intimacy.
Because nothing says “I’ve been thinking about you” like radio silence for weeks followed by a casual, “Want to know more about the extra appendage between my legs?”
I suppose it is Friday.
Time to dust off the Rolodex and offer the ladies some…attention.
The offers themselves? Truly riveting.
Pulitzer-worthy, really.
A stunning blend of minimal effort and maximum assumption.
So now I find myself facing a dilemma:
How does one even begin to choose from such a distinguished pool?
Do I select based on…hypothetical attributes and measurements?
The man with the bigger…ahem…”ego”? The one with the stronger belief that I exist solely as a convenient Friday night activity?
Or perhaps I should elevate the process—introduce some criteria.
Since I don’t have any verified data points, do I ask about lifestyle indicators?
“Do you own a boat?”
“And more importantly than the length of the extra appendage between your legs… how big is the dock? The beam?”
For research purposes, of course.
Meanwhile, these men—bless their confidence—have absolutely no idea that what I was actually looking for…was a conversation. A brain. A pulse above waist level, ideally.
It’s almost charming, really. The efficiency of it all.
Why waste time getting to know someone when you can skip straight to being declined?
GIF
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As a male in the workforce, do you get paid time off when your wife gives birth?
I’m trying to see something.
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@Joanna7465 I typically get a kind from black riffle company … but tonight was good ol’ Maxwell House 😂
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@EricBen227 Paul Newman organic this morning. Bold. Black. No fluff. Nothing special. It's from last year and I'm using up. Would not buy again. What's your go to?
Morning Cheers! ☕️☕️
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G'mornin Friday 𝕏! ☕️☕️ Why is there still high fructose syrup in Coke in the US? Wasn't this a MAHA change? 6 months of international travel and only our country serves up this crap.
God Bless our Troops and our Country! It's where our Hope is!
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Apparently smashing the gym while already ill wasn’t a genius move.
Woke up feeling like I’ve been hit by a bus…and then it reversed.
Lots of “woe is me” sighing going on.
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