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Gossip is the Devil's telephone, just hang up - Moira Rose

No, I can't tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

Not now kitten, daddy's in the middle of a mental breakdown

My current self is mad at my earlier self for not buying beer because now I want one and don’t have any.

The best way to get me to agree with you is to be attractive.

Doesn't matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Just so you know, it's almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Boo motherfucker

Don't think you know what is going on with someone based on tweets. We wear masks here too...

Some people are just worth it

Dressed up as a football player for Halloween in the hope of someone holding me.

Daylight savings is still stupid and I hate it.

I will not hesitate to call the cops on anyone giving out black licorice for Halloween.

We were two disasters trying to become a miracle.

Wait it out. Whatever it is, wait it out. Eventually you'll find it hilarious.

Can't, in trouble for forgetting her birthday

I got you on my fucking mind...

Your worth is non-fucking negotiable 🤌🏻🖤💋

you will always be my 11:11 wish.