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@RunOldMan

Disabled Army Veteran, Bills Mafia, Mental Health Matters, Laughter is the best medicine 🇺🇸🇵🇷 Boricua NO MAGA https://t.co/LpPIFl6lcu…

Northern Virginia Beigetreten Ocak 2014
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Lady was pissy when I insisted on walking with her to the parking lot, but it was raining and she had an umbrella.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.  But if you have snacks, I'll come willingly.
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The REAL #CheekyDre
The REAL #CheekyDre@CheekyDre·
Let's find little ways to validate each other. Mix it up!
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The Last Unicorn YouKnow
The Last Unicorn YouKnow@Scorpio1080·
Take the phones away from your kids and make them jump rope and play hopscotch
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The REAL #CheekyDre
The REAL #CheekyDre@CheekyDre·
When my shoes feel weird, I fall down.
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January James-Riggs
January James-Riggs@JanuaryJames·
Asking Grok to do your taxes is the gateway to federal prison.
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𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️
Normalize not forcing connections with people. lf someone can't see the value in having you at their side, it isn't your job to convince them.
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Jenny Doesnt Know
Jenny Doesnt Know@HighlyIngenious·
My friends & I were those who did non stop Chuck Norris jokes years ago. Chuck Norris is so bad ass that he’ll be back after three days. It only takes one to take over the afterworld, then he partied the other two.
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Mr.Carter
Mr.Carter@dexteristwisted·
Why are Monday's so far from Friday's, and Friday's so close to Monday's?....kinda fucked up
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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ
ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ@iGreenGod·
Better company = better you.
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Uncle Bob 🍩
Uncle Bob 🍩@UncleBob56·
I was attacked by a herd of cows yesterday but it's okay... I was only grazed.
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AK47
AK47@NoFilterAnjali·
Behaviour is prettier than looks. Respect is sexier abs. Loyalty is hotter than touch.
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ChiChi Greenblatt
ChiChi Greenblatt@ChiChiGreenblat·
Dear Mr. Landscaping Guy, I don’t care about your wife being a financial influencer. I care about the landscaping. You can also stop name dropping… it’s not doing what you think it’s doing. Sincerely, ChiChi Greenblatt
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Harmeet
Harmeet@SinghSahaaaab·
Broke in cash, billionaire in love.
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Krista
Krista@Kristasunshine1·
Instead of going to Starbucks today, I'm making my own, yelling out the wrong name in my kitchen and setting a 5 dollar bill on fire.
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thewelder
thewelder@walkawayslowly·
It’s not right that people living in the south are experiencing spring and up here in Ontario I have to get the dog sled out again
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Mama Scar
Mama Scar@___nwahs___·
Good morning, happy Friday!☕️💙🌉
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Benny Boy
Benny Boy@Camel_Crushin·
Chuck Norris was like…I’m gonna go kick ass in the afterlife, because fuck this.
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Mr.Carter
Mr.Carter@dexteristwisted·
I got myself alot of M&M's...... memories and mistakes
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boo-boo-ɾɑҍҍíԵ
boo-boo-ɾɑҍҍíԵ@StrangerTings5·
I could be skinnier, yes. But could you be unstupidier. No.
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