Amazing Human Slash Genius

Elefantimorph themed social media: @DebiDoes@weirder.earth If you can't find me there use the same username at universeodon.com

Today is a good day to remind people that becoming a victim doesn't bestow on someone knowledge about crime prevention.

@Linothel Yep a couple of NI bills passed that year.

Do not call US "prison labor" by those words. It is slavery, and lawful under the 13th Amendment.

@freyamarske Oh no you are in none of the cities I am in at the same time that I am in them ....oh wait never mind.

EVERYONE STAY CALM IT'S HAPPENING DOT GIF

@GailSimone Knowledge is knowing that the Monster is not Frankenstein. Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

What’s a Dracula

why are you pointy and aquadynamic? You're in space! Space nazis going for aesthetic over practicality like dumbwits.

Okay I'll say it.

@AskNationwide Yes Marcus I know that this sometimes happens. It happens more often than not. The problem is that I don't like having to skip meals because google wallet is unusable.

@Extinction65mya Hi, thanks for tweeting. Occasionally you will be required to make a purchase with chip and PIN to continue using contactless, sometime contactless will be declined to request this. If you contact us securely we can check on why this was declined. spr.ly/6018uKQS8 Marcus

Love having to skip meals because @AskNationwide contactless only works like 60% of the time. It's totally not super embarrassing to have to reshelve my lunch with plummeting blood sugar. The future is great.

(Do I also love that the only way to get anywhere close to customer service these days is to use the fascist xeet app? Do I ever!?)

My sis was denied TWICE from the heart transplant list due to “noncompliance.” A 27 yr old BW w/2 kids. The noncompliance? Not always liking hospital food, missing meds b/c NURSES didn’t wake her up, & panic attacks seen as “aggressive.” She died 2 months after the last denial.

@GailSimone No Gail, he had a burrito.

Hey, I am doing research. Has Batman ever had a girlfriend

@turquoiselau @BadMedicalTakes I think she means she knows more than one woman who is 61 or older? I had to reread though

@mandelslime That's not my question? Never mind though, I got a good idea of where you're coming from. Thanks.

@Extinction65mya @DrFrancesRyan In the 70's, Grammar schools were prevalent in areas that would now be classed as Area 1 poverty. The South Wales Valleys being a classic example They were closed in the persuit of political ideology, The current Grammar school system bears no resemblance .

Regular reminder that no “ordinary family” can “scrimp and save” to afford most private schools. You can’t find £10k a term behind the sofa or by cutting back on branded tins at the weekly shop. Private schools are closed to most families. And that’s exactly the point of them.

@JennaMoquin @KatyMontgomerie I reckon you could apply that same argument to King though. I mean - the Shining, IT, Shawshank Redemption? If we're restricting ourselves to living authors and ruling out Dickens and Doyle, then maybe James Patterson?

@KatyMontgomerie I actually think Stephen King holds that title of most famous author on earth. Harry Potter is world famous, his creator not as much. I’ve met plenty of people who refer to Harry Potter as a movie, not a book.

@mandelslime @DrFrancesRyan No, you are (presumably) a human with opinions that I'm interested in learning about. "What is Lord Mendelslime's opinion on grammar schools?" isn't a useful google term.

@Extinction65mya @DrFrancesRyan I'm not Google.

@mandelslime @DrFrancesRyan What do you think the important difference is?

@Extinction65mya @DrFrancesRyan You are talking about the current system, I'm not.

@mandelslime @DrFrancesRyan Why do Grammar Schools have a much lower percentage of FSM-eligible pupils than average?

@DrFrancesRyan Why did the extreme far left get rid of Grammar school? Because they didn't like the idea of the "working class" getting a good education and going to University.