The False Raven (LOL)

If you follow this account, you have a 90% chance of ending up in El Salvador 🇸🇻 gulag (LOL)

@ConstitustionX How old is that food and how toxic are our crop? Other countries won’t buy it so they feed it to us 🇺🇸 (LOL)!

🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP DROPS A BOMBSHELL 🚨 President Trump just announced: The unfrozen Iran funds will NOT go to their regime’s missiles or terror — they’re buying MASSIVE shipments of American corn, soybeans, wheat, and more straight from our farmers! American farmers are ECSTATIC — Trump says his phone is blowing up with calls from thrilled growers who are finally WINNING BIG! U.S. agriculture gets a HUGE boost. Iran gets food for its people. America First wins again! This is how you make deals that put American workers FIRST. What a masterclass in leadership! 🇺🇸🌾 #Trump #AmericaFirst #FarmersWin #MAGA

@ClaireMPLS Cap hell is a b.tch. Karl is a great player that finally played on the interior. Good on him. Julius went from being the King of NYC to Minnesota?? It’s like new Verse in Cleveland. Players have feelings and Minnesota is a b.tch in January. That’s how we got here, fam (LOL)

unless i’m missing something here, the wolves ultimately gave up their franchise cornerstone and netted.. donte divincenzo ?

@UnderdogMLB @ragazzoreport Might as well. No baseball next year anyway (LOL)!

Twins' front office would like to trade Joe Ryan, Ryan Jeffers at trade deadline, per @ragazzoreport. Owner Tom Pohlad, however, may want to add to roster at deadline due to weakness of AL.

@darkpirateking @rawsalerts Keep your feet, diabetes (LOL)!

@rawsalerts Coke and Pepsi to the judge!

🚨#BREAKING: A Federal judge has ruled that the Trump administration cannot ban SNAP recipients from using benefits on sugary drinks & candy.

@rawsalerts Frankly, that’s bullsh.t. Crap sugar is basically a one way trip to missing a foot at taxpayers expense (keep your feet on your person FR (LOL))

@NortonMpls Team America: Fuvk Yeah (the big question is; why doesn’t the sheriff have 2 jet skis (LOL)?)!!

Why does the Hennepin County Sheriff have a jet ski?

True FR (I haven’t sat in a clean restroom since they left (test me (LOL)))

@MarkieMinnesota Is any data even trustworthy? Trump dismantled @NOAA so now we just wait (and see what Europe has to say (LOL))

Calling all storm nerds in MN, this weekend into next week is looking pretty interesting. Here's what NWS TC said

@snow_bunting22 @Talanath11 Genius-species (LOL)

@Talanath11 The carp are invasive and having major impacts, yes absolutely. But this part of the article is talking about the slaughter of bigmouth buffalo, particularly reproductive females. Buffalo are amazing and extremely long-lived fish native to Minnesota.

Appalling waste, cruelty, and ecological terrorism described in the senseless killing of ancient native fish who are vital components of our freshwater ecosystems. Bowfishing is the dumbest fucking “sport.” People need to find less destructive hobbies.

@snow_bunting22 That’s a bad take. Those are invasive carp that are 6ft long and turn lakes into mud puddles. People will/would eat them, but our waterways are so toxic the fish are classified as such. Are you OK with people eating this resource (ask yourself (LOL))?

@mattkellner121 Leave the man alone. He’s on vacation FR (LOL)

🚨 BREAKING: Timberwolves forward Jaden McDaniels reacts to the blockbuster news that his now former teammate Julius Randle has been traded to the Brooklyn Nets.

@cajunlmt337 @DougWahl1 Yes. Anyone who disagrees is an enabler (to be fair who among us learned readers hasn’t been “enabled” (LOL))

@DougWahl1 I don’t feel sorry for him but once they reach 18 or graduate high school whichever comes first he is no longer obligated to pay child support.

DENNIS QUAID SAYS HE CAN'T PAY CHILD SUPPORT... BECAUSE HE IS MAGA Dennis Quaid is asking a judge to release him from Child Support now that his twin daughters have graduated high school. In a filing he claims that "future earning potential" have been negatively impacted by his public enthusiasm for Republican Trump Do you feel sorry for him?

@Bryghtd1 @DougWahl1 Those are grown ass kids.if they want money, attitudes need to change, real quick (not playing FR (LOL))

@DougWahl1 Dennis is a cheap A*hole, his net worth is $30-Mil & the annual amount he pays for twins is less than $170k.. He's also citing an agreement he made with their Mom, wife #2. Who all remembers his son Jack wife #1, from "The Boys"? I hope his views are a lil less extreme than Pops.

@DougWahl1 And those kids are adults. If you want daddy’s money, the attitude better break off quick (this ain’t an ice cream stand (LOL))

@alllllli_ @maxnesterak Any bowman worth their weight in salt can tell the species apart. Gar are top predators, akin to alligators and carp suck muck. It’s a job, that evolutionary plays well in HUMAN WORLD (LOL)

@FalseRavenLOL @maxnesterak That's literally what this entire article is about, that they're not all carp. "Many were carp, but there were a few bowfins, buffalo and gar mixed in."

eye-popping dispatch from a bowfishing tournament in Minnesota where anglers shoot fish all night and throw them away

@audristicswag @LepusRex Culling DESTRUCTIVE super monsters is beneficial, unless you see this species as the only survivor in our future HELLSCAPE (🔥🔥🌎🔥🔥 (LOL))

@audristicswag @LepusRex The “hunts” are for invasive carp that are, like 6ft long and turn lakes into mud puddles. People would eat those fish, but the 🇺🇸 government have declared them toxic waste, because of the degradation of out waterways (prove me wrong (LOL))