Fen Bogarty, Major Reborn

Dune-Brood Unranked Ith #957 Haakon #904 Vish Kal #664 OG Teferi #593 Korlash #569 OG Drana #551 Mistform #486 Kiki-Jiki #485 OG Kozilek #465 Wrexial #419 OG Niv-Mizzet #371 Intet #363 King Macar #356 Toshiro #291 Captain Sisay #271 OG Avacyn #248 Vorel #213 OG Aurelia #207

@authorecgarrett I can’t DM you and I don’t have Instagram, but I wanted to say thank you for the fun chat at Under the Cover today and I feel silly for not buying a copy of your first book even though my friends did. I’m intrigued to read it so I’ll have to pick one up!

My son got a face tat. Go ahead and bottle feed, it doesn’t matter.

i dated a guy for like 10 months and then got irreversible ick because he tried to pick a fight with me over the pronunciation of gnocchi even though i spoke italian and he did not

just overheard a guy walk into the bathroom and say "showtime" to himself as he sat down on the toilet

He’s only your fiancé if he comes from the Fiancé region of France. Otherwise he’s just your sparkling boyfriend. A brosecco.

BREAKING: Herschel Walker names Texas home as his primary residence on his tax forms to get a tax break, per new CNN story. Legally, Walker lives in Dallas — not Georgia.

@johnlees927 Beta male showing up to the date like

@ask_aubry Should be able to remove incels like this from the ecosystem. He doesn’t deserve the life he has.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them. Margaret Atwood He thought he could stalk her straight.

@jonny_is_good @marx_knopfler The more I think about it, the more I can’t believe he’s neither Jewish nor Canadian. Feels like he has to be at least one or the other of those things.

@oneunderscore__ The four tweets that sum up this app

I was going to get something done tonight.

Hey I know we’re not really ready to acknowledge it but I just want to congratulate every single preschool aged child in the United States right now on week three of having a truly disgusting cough.

the best part of sitting in the exit row is when the flight attendant comes by to make you promise not to be a coward

I’m in Paris and I ordered an oat milk latte and the waiter said no.

A Wendy’s location called the cops over a loiterer. The cops came and killed the man. Shot him in the back. The next day, the victim’s girlfriend strolled to the same Wendy’s with a can of gasoline and burned that Wendy’s to the ground.

@netflix #unsubscribe

@Fen_aBasicSwamp OK, here’s your first clue to an Enola Holmes 2 sneak peek! Keep your eyes peeled for an exclusive message you'll have to decode to find a way into the Match Maker's Ball! Reply #unsubscribe to opt-out.