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forgot to post the newly updated gamer set up courtesy of The Lads
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@FennecDumb
For Crisper Crust PLACE pizza directly on middle oven rack. BAKE 10 to 12 minutes or until cheese in the center is melted. @breegandumb go bed
Beigetreten Aralık 2019
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@morazla12 @cosyposter normally university students, so its made on the cheap and most of the time they're worth it even if the headline premise seems silly they have some impact in the understanding of the world. Then theres ones where they feed LSD to a grasshopper cus fuck it
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@cosyposter Interesting, but who even makes these studies? Like what even leads to them to do it?
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"A European study found urban birds flew away sooner when approached by women than men. Men got about 1 metre closer on average before the birds scarpered. It held across 37 species and five countries.
Scientists don’t know why. They controlled for height, clothing color, direct gaze, and long hair being visible.."
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@dongruzone El Presidente can single handedly take on NORTHAG so i expect silly yet overpowered decks
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@slurcat @uncledoomer irish spring is gonna be your bread and butter soap, but some of lush's soaps look AND taste good
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@uncledoomer I'm going to eat soap until I enjoy cilantro. Any recommendations of which brand of soap makes the best snack?
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@The_Voivode @wokal_distance @iwanttotalk_now @shoe0nhead The best thing you can do after making this comment is to very publicly mulch yourself
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She is pretty and sexy but, rumor has it she's mentally ill. IDK if it's true or not but, she's attractive enough if I were a younger man (I'm not young enough) I'd be willing to try with her. I expect women to be about 1T AU to my left. As far as incels are concerned, yes she's confused. I wouldn't call her stupid though. She's just a normie on this subject. Most don't understand.
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When @shoe0nhead asks "wHatt does incel mean anymore?" it is because she didn't understand how the insult works.
"Incel" does not refer to a man who is involuntarily celibate - it refers to a man that the leftists believe deserves to be involuntarily celibate.
Raymond G. Stanley Jr@raymondgstanley
Shoe doesn't yell or call him names, she politely hands Hasan Piker a shovel and lets him dig a grave for himself, as she just bodied him. 😂💀🤭
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@dannycantalk Can I put my dick in the boxes? This is very important factor in my decision
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We're done rehashing the button question. Time to rehash Newcomb's Paradox.
Are you a one-boxer or a two-boxer?
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@financedystop the great trade of concrete where you get paid less than at a gas station, work along convicts that are one spilled energy drink from going back to prison. but since you're a citizen with no criminal record the boss is gonna shit down your throat every chance he gets. great trade
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@FlorkOfCows swindled my cousins utility refunds out for under her, she'll never see that $12.42 again
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@BowTiedSabe @DocStrangelove2 that'd be a good answer if it also stopped happening after 2024 when they painted it hi-vis yellow with reflector tape and signs saying the path curves
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@DocStrangelove2 They can’t see it. I think I saw another camera angle and I believe it blends in with the pavement.
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This video gets reposted a lot, but it never fails to disappoint. Not once do any of them attempt to brake or even dodge it. It's like something hardwires in the brain similar to a kamikaze pilot of yore. Fascinating.
Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus
Are cyclists retarded??
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theres way too many vtubers streaming tomadachi life, they're invasive species choking out the native wildlife meant to stream it, vinny vinasauce
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@PandasAndVidya If they all attended a furry convention and were in the same room how long would it take for the first dong to be whipped out
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Falling to my knees and thanking God every day I never made it into one of these collages
Matt Jarbo@mjarbo
This is the most cursed image I've ever seen
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@OneUglyMonkey @jessevitelli 8 year olds aint drinking juice boxes anymore old man, they hitting the geek bar at recess
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@jessevitelli Dude saw a child drinking from the tech equivalent of a juice box and instantly thought of vaping. Seek help
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My favorite part of Pragmata is when Diana hits the data drive like it’s the last bit of nicotine out of a Juul Pod
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@couleeman15 @ngprecision i had to sign my card at 18 to get my proper drivers license in 2010
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@ngprecision It was, but when the draft ended registration ended with it. It's being brought back and the snowflakes are melting. Personally, I think it's a good idea.
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@WhiteNessaBae that was my job on my 3rd day at a meat packing plant was massaging the chub tubes for chunks of fat, and yea after hour 6 i kinda just stopped cutting them open when i had a mountain of plastic at my feet and 2 tables full of ground beef to send thru the grinder a second time
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That is fat. You bough cheap ass meat and the person packing it wasn’t paid enough to give a fuck when solid chunks of fat went into whatever machine packs the meat in the tube. Engagement bait posts have ruined this website.
فهد@l6f_xc
أمريكية اشترت لحم مفروم من السوبرماركت، ولقته فيه اشياء صلبة ويتفتت بطريقة غريبة بعض القطع صلبة كالصخر .
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@The101player1 Turns out the secret sauce to being a male vtuber is to let them act like male variety streamers. Who would've thought
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this whole "cover can't fire me so I can do whatever I want" thing is so entertaining it might genuinely be the thing that makes holostars even more popular
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Can't believe being a security guard at a factory is a real job. 25/hr to drive around and scan QR codes all day and sometimes put dismembered limbs on bio bags of saline and ice. Shits so boring
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@casapinos @soetsappies so you grew up in baltimore, detroit or east st louis. thats rough man
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I wasn't born until some time after WW2 ended but that birth took place in a street that still had houses missing, which had been bombed, still had rationing, still had youngish men missing limbs on the streets, others with "shell shock" who wandered around aimlessly muttering unintelligibly to no one in particular.
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@OrwellNGoode my job the managers ripped the camera's out of our patrol cars cus they we're getting emailed violations every 2 minutes for dumb shit. but the cameras are set to catch everything not just "on phone" like the managers wanted. Especially when we're parked for half the shift
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@TommySiegel it'd be ok to have all these info pop ups on the screens and dash that you need to press OK on to get rid of if they appeared when you start the car not after you put it in fucking drive.
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drew this cartoon for the New Yorker but in all seriousness what is going on with these giant stupid screens
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@9mmsmg whenever me and my buddies watch this its the sob stories that get us. half the time our reaction is "thats it??" and a few times the results from some childhood shit make sense.
But Dr Now just needs to start giving these ppl crack, aint ever seen a 600lbs crack head
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I had never actually seen My 600 Lb Life before. A random clip or two.
I started watching it and my God is it fascinating. One lady was over 600 lbs and the doctor put her on a 1200 calorie a day diet. He had expected her to be down 120 lbs in three months. He weighs her and she gained 12 lbs.
Insane show.
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