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Mrs Fensham 🦖🦕🐲
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Mrs Fensham 🦖🦕🐲
@FenshamMrs
Retired language practitioner, mother, and grandma. Not everyone gets my humour. Send in the clowns... there ought to be clowns...
🇿🇦 Beigetreten Kasım 2021
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Legendary Spanish matador can't eat, sleep and suffered 'immense pain' from gruesome rectal goring injury trib.al/MuCvcvk

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I genuinely don't have it in me to listen to this . If I wanted to spend an hour immersed in a world of fiction I would spend it with my Kindle.
With my Kindle I won't be kept waiting, and I won't get confused between fantasy and fact.
iol.co.za/news/south-afr…
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"The Duke of Sussex has made an unannounced visit to Ukraine. He arrived by train from Poland" shared @BBCRadio4 just now. Radio 4 got it wrong; they should have replaced "unannounced" with "unwanted" in my humble opinion. Prince Harry quit royal duties to seek "privacy"; visiting war zones has no place in such and as such he'd do better to just bloody well bog off. #PrinceHarry #DukeOfSussex #Royal #SussexSquad #PetulantPest #HazBeen #Ukraine #RoyalRotters
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So, Harry has arrived in Ukraine for a ‘surprise’ visit.
On Prince Louis’ 8th birthday.
Well, of course he did 🙄
#PrinceHarryisaGrifter
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@TheWoolPainter And a self-help ! Makes me think of "physician, heal thyself"... Harold should be the only reader of the book!!🤣🤣🤣
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@FenshamMrs I meant sure, who doesn’t love reading books on whiny entitled pampered princes who complain about hard their life has been. It’s absolutely going to be a best seller.
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@StreuthItsRuth Look, if this guy is an artist, I am Rembrandt Harmenszoon fooking van Rijn!!
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Harry arrived in Kyiv by train and is set to give a speech later today, savaging Russia’s President, Vladimir Putin.
express.co.uk/news/royal/219…
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@sage1411 What did they expect? It's just Maud being true to form - cheap and stingy. Did she write them a thank you note in that spider scrawl as well? If not, that just affirms the stingy bit, doesn't it.
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