Derek Finnegan

If Man United make Cunha/Mateta their new strikeforce, it'll mean no worries for the rest of their days.

@JoeUnclej @AkaPaulHoward @ImpressionistAL If we can get agreement that Frank Stapleton was better than John Aldridge, for Ireland anway, then I think I could just about live with another civil war.

@Finaldo @AkaPaulHoward @ImpressionistAL For feck sake Derek, it'll be like 1922-23 all over again. They'll be doing the podcast from the four courts and fans will be shelling it from St.Audoens.

@AkaPaulHoward @ImpressionistAL Lads, now that Paul finally has a podcast I think we should have that long awaited Liverpool vs Man Utd debate. Only put an Ireland spin on it. Whelan, Heighway, Houghton, Aldo etc. vs Stapleton, McGrath, Moran, Keane etc.Losers get a wedgie on air

@michaelbuck1990 @TConlonthecouch Are you sure?

@TConlonthecouch A draw would still have been no good to Ireland.

The England intercept try. Yer man could've strolled in behind the posts for a guaranteed conversion. Instead, a brainless touchdown wide left, Smith misses the conversion and there, arguably, is the game. #FRAENG #Sixnations

@AkaPaulHoward Comedy possibly peaked when David Bowie took over the running of the shop, when the two lads went on holiday, and declared "there's gonna be ch-ch-ch-changes around here".

I could watch 10 hours of this on Netflix.

@MaryLouMcDonald Bloody good drummer.

I have written to the Taoiseach calling for the immediate resignation of the Chairperson of Bord Bia, Larry Murrin. He was appointed by the government and his position is utterly untenable after revelations that his company has been importing Brazilian beef into Ireland. The job of the chair of Bord Bia is to promote Irish food around the world. His actions undermine that and damage Irish farming and the agri food sector.

@AkaPaulHoward I haven't been in a buckys since i put a tenner on Milan Baros to be top scorer at Euro 2004.

The pistachio latte in Buckys is unbelievable. Not an ad, et cetera, et cetera..

@barrybrosnan I never really saw much of the "bad" stuff on here as rarely engaged in anything that wasn't football related. I just don't see tweets I want to read anymore. Always enjoyed the Liverpool stuff with yourself and Paul. And still think the Sammy Lee Autograph Roadshow is a winner!

@Finaldo sad to see you to chief Always up for a laugh There is a lot on this app I don’t like but will stick it out a bit longer Best of luck on the new wan

@AkaPaulHoward @JoeUnclej @barrybrosnan @MaiaDunphy @GerryMcBride @ImpressionistAL @Cantona_Collars @martylyricfm @RoyCurtis68 @Oh_Deer_Diner @tomdoorley

I think it's time to leave Twitter. The "For you" tab is shite and the "Following" tab no longer works as intended. Gonna hop over to Bluesky (@finaldo.bsky.social) and, more importantly, take up the lost art of day-dreaming again. I'd love to see some of you eventually move too:

Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world lmaooooo

@MaiaDunphy @BalsamHillUK @sdublincoco Artificial Intelligence

Finally somewhere to recycle artificial Christmas trees with retree.ie @BalsamHillUK and @sdublincoco !!! Please don't dump or bin artificial trees, they can now be recycled (even with lights). Pics taken at the Ballymount location. 👏👏👏👏

@AkaPaulHoward "Hey, Alex" "Sorry, Sir Alex. I always forget. How are you? Myself & herself are gonna have twins & are thinking of calling them Finlay & Cian. Is that ok with you?" "You're probably right. Too Scottish and too Irish. How about Jack and Tyler?". "Deadly, Jack and Tyler it is so".

Good Lord. What nonsense is this? Sir Jim showed the poor man the door a year ago.

@ImpressionistAL Great and all as it was, it was fairly jammy too (Gakpo hitting the post 3 times).

Have to be grateful to Amorim for that Anfield result though, that was special, shame he couldn’t capitalise on it.

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I

@JoeUnclej @ImpressionistAL My Christmas present to you. It's a joy.

@Finaldo @ImpressionistAL Found it.

Celebrities auditioning for the role of Buddy The Elf 🎄 Merry Christmas everyone! 🎅🏻

@JoeUnclej @ImpressionistAL Joe, you need to dig out Al on the Free State podcast. He does a piece where Eamon Dunphy morphs into Christopher Walken (or vice bersa, I'm getting old). It's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

@Finaldo @ImpressionistAL I'd pay to see Christopher Walken be Buddy.

@JoeUnclej Happy Christmas, Joe. Here's wishing you a Maresca-free new year too.

@WillyWoollyman @InchOrInfinity I watched it for the first time 3 weeks ago. Was highly unimpressed.

@InchOrInfinity How?

12 years together and just found out my husband doesn't like The Muppet Christmas Carol what the FUCK

Re-posting this for the day that's in it.