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Oh you're vegan? Well how come capitalism, huh? Answer me that, vegan!

1300 to get my car fixed and she drives like brand new but it's also all scratched to bits and the garage is saying they know nothing about it like they just magically appeared 🫠🙃

I have to tell grown men at work to put on safety glasses 87 times a day

@meowingatcats We've been saying she's close to crawling for ages now...eventually it has to be true right?

@InchOrInfinity Right there with you 😩

The baby is back to waking hourly and I love her dearly but she better be about to dazzle us with some new skill or I want compensation 😭

@mrs_harket Same! I'm so excited to have a nice kitchen but also... help 🥲

@InchOrInfinity I’m getting a new kitchen soon as well. The prices are eye watering. I’m looking at it as an investment in my home. Good luck with yours 🙏

About to spend 15k on a new kitchen bc the cabinets are literally falling off our walls PRAY FOR ME 🥲

@johnonxuk B&Q! I've heard really mixed stuff about Wren

A huge barrier to publishing Coalescence (the sequel to Incipience - no I haven't forgotten!) is the time and expense associated with self publishing when I now have a baby. If I landed on somewhere like Inkitt & released exclusive stuff on subscription, could that work?

@ZiaYusufUK So “Vote Reform or we’ll punish you”. You’re an absolute joke of a party, it’s embarrassing.

@ZiaYusufUK You are actually a catastrophic embarrassment as a human and as a "politician"

Today we announce a new policy: In order to deport all illegal migrants in Britain, Reform will need to detain tens of thousands at a time. Migrants will not be able to leave these detention centres, and each will be held there a couple of weeks before being deported. So here’s our promise: A Reform government will not put any migrant detention facilities in any constituency with a Reform MP. Nor will we put them where Reform controls the council. And of the remaining areas, we will prioritise Green controlled parliamentary constituencies and Green controlled councils to locate the detention centres. Put simply, if you vote in a Reform council or Reform MP, we guarantee you won’t have a detention centre near you. If you vote Green, there’s a good chance you will. This is an important exercise in democratic consent, not just for our mass deportation policy, but for where the detention centres are placed. Given @ZackPolanski openly advocates for open borders, I look forward to their warm embrace of this policy. votegreengetillegals.com

I do think as a people, we need to stop paying for shit when it’s overpriced. I promise, it will force the economy and certain industries (like travel, food, hospitality, beauty) to reduce price points.

@PolitlcsUK Is this even allowed?! Manipulating people into voting reform by threatening them with detention centres. This is Trump politics being implemented right here in Britain.

Just JK Rancid and her disgusting TERF mate Julie Binbag mocking ADHD folks and the LGBT+ community. What a pair of c***s.

Melanie Phillips thinks Israel’s behaviour has been “exemplary”. What do you even say to that? Innocent children, women and men killed but they did it “exemplary”. 🤦‍♂️ 😠

God, read an excerpt of one of those mad fanfiction stories on Facebook out of sheer morbid fascination and all of a sudden it's werewolf smut central on the TL 😭

Oh you're vegan? Solve every societal issue ever

My husband made restaurant quality peppercorn sauce bc we found THIS vegan fillet steaks and can I marry him twice?

The best man at Philips wedding was…Peter Mandelson. It’s a club. And they are VERY careful about ensuring who enters.

I’d suggest that a Sky News presenter roaring at Polanski, who he quite obviously despises, and then nodding and smiling his way through wacko comments from brazen fascist crank Melanie Phillips, is helpfully illustrative of How It Came To This.